I need some first date ideas
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Same...I like having white teethNo. I don't smoke!
Me neither.
Yes they do. And lol yeah he beat me in most of the games but I still had fun.Do those still exist
I couldn't take a chick tot he arcade, I'd whoop her in everything it wouldn't be fun for her at all
I miss the good old arcade days
ChiefQueen
HBIC
That and the fact that it does more damage to your insides then anything else. 1 puff of shisha is equivalent to smoking 40 packs of cigarettes. I'd still let you take me to Habibizs tho...but only to eat in the restaurant section.
I once took a girl out to a restaurant but both my debit and cc didn't work
So I had to call my bank customer service line and get it fixed
She sat there and waited for 15min for the issue to resolved and never offered to pay
Never dating a Jamaican again
So I had to call my bank customer service line and get it fixed
She sat there and waited for 15min for the issue to resolved and never offered to pay
Never dating a Jamaican again
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
"Chicken wings and fries, we don't go on dates."
Have you nikkas learned nothing from Future?
Habibi is wackThat and the fact that it does more damage to your insides then anything else. 1 puff of shisha is equivalent to smoking 40 packs of cigarettes. I'd still let you take me to Habibizs tho...but only to eat in the restaurant section.
Too much Mali nikkas
buy that hoe frozen yogurt from one of those shops, take her to the park, then invite her to your place for drinks
whatever you pay for a date is useless unless you can finesse your way into her pants with words only
whatever you pay for a date is useless unless you can finesse your way into her pants with words only
The date is over before you started it..
Women can sense the timidness as soon as you meet up
You better get in position to grab some tiddies on the slick tip to take the pressure off yourself and for her to realize you not nervous
Women can sense the timidness as soon as you meet up
You better get in position to grab some tiddies on the slick tip to take the pressure off yourself and for her to realize you not nervous
levitate
I love you, you know.
Take her to a see a Shakespeare play. Afterwards go out for a cafe mocha at a local coffee shop. Have light discussion on the meaning of life, ethics, and standards of beauty.
Then buy her fresh flowers held together by string, not in a vase. Next, go for a walk along the river, politely take her hand into yours. Hold her hand as you would hold a bird...not too tight, not too light, just right.
While at the river, point out the beauty and juxtaposition of the choppy waters and the still, wonderfully still board walk.
It's dusk now. Getting a little chilly. Take off your trench coat and gently place it upon her soft, sweet shoulders.
Ask to walk her back to her downtown condo. As you arrive at her door tell her that the night is still young, and ask to come in for additional discussion.
Have a seat on her balcony and sip fine green tea whilst holding her hand and listening to soft Handel in the background. Next, look up at the southern skies, point out Jupiter to her and note that you've always found it's giant red spot to be mysterious and romantic.
She will kiss you on the cheek. Return one on her lips. Next she'll return to the room, whispering to you" hold on a minute, I've got a surprise" She emerges from the bathroom a few moments later dressed in the finest of silk lingerie. Using her index finger she summons you in a come-here fashion.
Go in gently, good friend. Missionary only as she is lady of the lord. Take one of the flowers purchased earlier. Rub the petals gingerly down her centerline as you impregnate her.
Lie next to her, hold her throughout the night. Hold her as you held her hand...not too light, not too tight...just right.
As you awake in the morning, orange sun rays plastered across her voluptuous body, grab the string holding the flowers together. Take that string, place it around her left ring finger and ask her to be your wife. Get married, breh.
The end.
Then buy her fresh flowers held together by string, not in a vase. Next, go for a walk along the river, politely take her hand into yours. Hold her hand as you would hold a bird...not too tight, not too light, just right.
While at the river, point out the beauty and juxtaposition of the choppy waters and the still, wonderfully still board walk.
It's dusk now. Getting a little chilly. Take off your trench coat and gently place it upon her soft, sweet shoulders.
Ask to walk her back to her downtown condo. As you arrive at her door tell her that the night is still young, and ask to come in for additional discussion.
Have a seat on her balcony and sip fine green tea whilst holding her hand and listening to soft Handel in the background. Next, look up at the southern skies, point out Jupiter to her and note that you've always found it's giant red spot to be mysterious and romantic.
She will kiss you on the cheek. Return one on her lips. Next she'll return to the room, whispering to you" hold on a minute, I've got a surprise" She emerges from the bathroom a few moments later dressed in the finest of silk lingerie. Using her index finger she summons you in a come-here fashion.
Go in gently, good friend. Missionary only as she is lady of the lord. Take one of the flowers purchased earlier. Rub the petals gingerly down her centerline as you impregnate her.
Lie next to her, hold her throughout the night. Hold her as you held her hand...not too light, not too tight...just right.
As you awake in the morning, orange sun rays plastered across her voluptuous body, grab the string holding the flowers together. Take that string, place it around her left ring finger and ask her to be your wife. Get married, breh.
The end.
Sunalmighty
Superstar
Coffee, nighttime skyline and conversation
Well I can't rate myself on a a scale of 1-10 but
Me and welvin got the same lips and I got the same hair cut as donny savage thats close enough though
You have the same grill as Welvin?
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Go out for drinks and drink a couple before you leave so you only need to buy one for yourself
Be 100 years behind everyone else brehs.