I need to ejaculate

JAY?

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What exactly is it?

The foreskin is held by a little stringy thing
You could retract your foreskin only as much as that allows
Some people like me have a short stringy thing or it's too high up
They cut my shyt and lowered it
And stitched it back up

It was impossible for me to pull the skin back
It's called phimoses
 

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I've never fap before don't see the point

So I had a procedure done
I couldn't have sex for like 10 days before it
And at minimum 4 weeks after
I'm like 13 days in and going bonkers
I don't need the sex but I need to release
Can't even fap :(
I wish i was sensitive enough to bust from tickling my balls
 

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The foreskin is held by a little stringy thing
You could retract your foreskin only as much as that allows
Some people like me have a short stringy thing or it's too high up
They cut my shyt and lowered it
And stitched it back up

It was impossible for me to pull the skin back
It's called phimoses
why didnt you just let them get rid of your turtleneck and be done with it? nh :dame:
 

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Your rents lost for not circumcising you at birth
The foreskin is held by a little stringy thing
You could retract your foreskin only as much as that allows
Some people like me have a short stringy thing or it's too high up
They cut my shyt and lowered it
And stitched it back up

It was impossible for me to pull the skin back
It's called phimoses
 

SheWantTheD

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Get circumcised as a grown man :dead:

I wish I wasn't circumcised, I'd have all of what I came into the Earth with, plus uncircumcised penises

are more sensitive ie better sex :takedat:
 

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So glad my parents circumcised me as a baby. Got that shyt over with immediately:whew:

I couldn't imagine getting it done as an adult:damn:
 

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