i need to move out of this house asap

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yes you are being punished for telling the truth... wait you thought most people were being honest? This is a cutthroat world we live in, thought you of all people would know that. Lie put people you know as your references... they rarely ever check...some even use automated messages to check ... where they call that person and the person presses 1 if they know you. Have your friends pretend they were your "manager" at your old job.

i dunno breh. i feel these people are disrespecting me. these fukking nerdy artsy hipster types. i walk in with my adidas tracksuit bottoms and some busted running shoes that got over 100 miles on them. all these fukking momos staring at me. honestly im disgusted. ive got people behind me telling the boss how much of a hard worker i am etc. and this motherfukker really throwing out every excuse not to hire me. honestly i hope he hires me cus im going to steal from his store. if he wants to disrespect me like that then he can go fukk himself.
 

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@yo moms you know my aunt owns a fashion warehouse in London. :ld:

if u ever need a reference from a proper company u could use her. ill tell her 4 u

this is if a reference is really ur only problem

i could help u with that :ld:

( @Chill @MAKAVELI25 and @kp404 y'all are witnesses if yo moms uses the 'i don't have a reference excuse again that ive offered to help him with one)

ive got a couple of references now. some people at the gym are putting this together for me.
 

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well try try try again

keep trying breh don't give up.... also Lie man... u think ppl dont lie about references and all that? LOL motherfukkers lie all the time... honestly I think people laugh when people tell the truth on their resumes

Im guilty of this.
Only thing I lie on is those "what would you do" Quizzes
 
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dont let them son you junior.
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@kp404 @Theraflu

I laugh at people giving sincere advice. The coli is too nice.

A real distress thread sounds like what the homie @Cole Cash posted. This dude's posts sound like some slaptick comedy skit...a real bad stoner movie.

''I accidentally suffocated my mom cat while I was high. I need to get rid of the body..what shall I do...feed it to her :lupe:''

:comeon:
 

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@kp404 @Theraflu

I laugh at people giving sincere advice. The coli is too nice.

A real distress thread sounds like what the homie @Cole Cash posted. This dude's posts sound like some slaptick comedy skit...a real bad stoner movie.

''I accidentally suffocated my mom cat white I was high. I need to get rid of the body..what shall I do...feed it to her :lupe:''

:comeon:

I've learned to just sit in the stands on these threads until I see some effort at improvement...after that, I'll throw my advice back in the ring
 

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I've learned to just sit in the stands on these threads until I see some effort at improvement...after that, I'll throw my advice back in the ring

um ive never ever seen you post in the ring section. i would know cus im in there all the time.
 

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I've learned to just sit in the stands on these threads until I see some effort at improvement...after that, I'll throw my advice back in the ring

My dude..there will be no improvement because it's not serious.

It's for comedic value.

I personally don't find it entertaining but I let him cook because they're ppl who do enjoy his ducktales :manny:
 

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My dude..there will be no improvement because it's not serious.

It's for comedic value.

I personally don't find it entertaining but I let him cook because they're ppl who do enjoy his ducktales :manny:

its not ducktales you stupid fukk. :what:

why would i lie about getting an interview and being disrespected because i dont dress up and suck peoples ass. i tell it like it is.
 
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