i never been to a wedding
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nikka I'm from the hood and most of my homeboys from the hood too, we don't really believe in that wedding bullshyt.
Scotch Hall
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I've never been to any either fam
U right fam
They're boring.
They cost you money.
They take way too long.
You're fed some tiny ass serving of food that cost the bride and groom like $150 that they could have gotten at Applebees for $25.
Seriously, have you ever been to a wedding that was as good as some random house party you went to when you were 19?
No, you haven't.
U right fam
My best friend got married 8 months ago and I'm still waiting for da invite 2 come thru
I actually went to my first in June... It was outside... It was at least 90 that day
day... The wedding was decent though... That heat combined with the suit though
.. Legit thought I was about to have a heat stroke or some shyt
Next one is a few months from now in Miami but I'm 99.8% sure there won't be liquor at the reception
day... The wedding was decent though... That heat combined with the suit though
.. Legit thought I was about to have a heat stroke or some shytNext one is a few months from now in Miami but I'm 99.8% sure there won't be liquor at the reception
I've been to 3 as a kid, was the ring bearer in one of them. Also was a witness at a courthouse wedding 2 years ago.
Doesn't sound like your best friend. My supposed best friend at the time just randomly went to the courthouse one day. It wasn't until she and her husband had gotten into an argument and he got arrested is when I found out.My best friend got married 8 months ago and I'm still waiting for da invite 2 come thru
SupaHotIce
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I went to my uncles wedding about 10 years ago. That shyt must've been boring because I have no memory of it 
Y'all are weird as fukk. I've been to like 30+ weddings.
I know plenty of women who don't like weddings. Women love their OWN weddings; not attending random weddings. IDK where you got that from but I guess we all love hearts and pink too.
A better comparison would be shopping not weddings...definitely not weddings.
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Just counted how many weddings ive been to..
Over 40..since as a child.
Been to 18 or more funerals.
Over 40..since as a child.
Been to 18 or more funerals.
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The last wedding I went to the bride tried to play me and sat me at a table of ALL men.
Good thing my bff was at the table or it would have been weird.Paradise
Too tired to think of something witty to say...
LOL... It would have been very awkward. Hopefully they were young men... and not old granddaddies...LOL
The last wedding I went to the bride tried to play me and sat me at a table of ALL men.
Girl they were all young but they were Q'sLOL... It would have been very awkward. Hopefully they were young men... and not old granddaddies...LOL
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Been to a few as a young breh.
Got my little short goofy ass in a few tuxes looking nubile and retarded in them photos.
Attended my folks wedding. I remember my fukk ass Pops not letting me carry the ring 'cause the fakkit said I'd drop it during the service.
Be born out of wedlock and forced to carry an ornamental pillow with nothing but imagination on that shyt, brehs.
Fool came to the service hungover and his Best Man (Also hungover) told him that I had the ring when really all I did that day as just watch what the fukk my b*stard ass (pause) was supposed to carry up until Pops decided to be the biggest idiot at rehearsal and take away my one shot of responsibility.
Been to even more weddings after I was old enough to start hitting Bridesmaids with the
while doing my best to never be a Groomsman.
I'm usually on the fringes so I don't got to participate in anyway shape or form so I just hit the bar and then grab a plate. From young I can already tell I'd prolly never have a wedding if I got married and even if I did, I'd let the chick plan that shyt. Matter of fact, I feel like to call my Mom's up and cuss her ass out for letting my dad take away my fukking role in that god damned wedding I shouldn't have even been able to fukkin' attend.
Got my little short goofy ass in a few tuxes looking nubile and retarded in them photos.
Attended my folks wedding. I remember my fukk ass Pops not letting me carry the ring 'cause the fakkit said I'd drop it during the service.
Be born out of wedlock and forced to carry an ornamental pillow with nothing but imagination on that shyt, brehs.
Fool came to the service hungover and his Best Man (Also hungover) told him that I had the ring when really all I did that day as just watch what the fukk my b*stard ass (pause) was supposed to carry up until Pops decided to be the biggest idiot at rehearsal and take away my one shot of responsibility.Been to even more weddings after I was old enough to start hitting Bridesmaids with the
while doing my best to never be a Groomsman. I'm usually on the fringes so I don't got to participate in anyway shape or form so I just hit the bar and then grab a plate. From young I can already tell I'd prolly never have a wedding if I got married and even if I did, I'd let the chick plan that shyt. Matter of fact, I feel like to call my Mom's up and cuss her ass out for letting my dad take away my fukking role in that god damned wedding I shouldn't have even been able to fukkin' attend.