I officially ended things with my barber yesterday

[Lord_nikon]

came in to post Atlanta gif

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Breaking up with your barber is one of the hardest things a black man can go through.

My barber moved!

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

damn. you prob got your shyt in a bun right now eating Ben & Jerry's reminiscing about those times you "accidentally" made eye contact while he was lining you up. About the little giggle you let out when he's lining up your mustache, and the smirk he'd have on his face when he knew he found your spot.

Reminiscing about the ice cold sensation of the alcohol he'd spray on the back of your neck that strangely brought warmth to your heart

 

[old pig]

Did you let him bust one last time before you did it?

always gotta be one nikka who go too far

 

[old pig]

My barber disappeared on me one time. Guy went completely ghost and I was so heartbroken lol. Didn't know if he was in prison or on holiday, every time I would walk past the shop and his chair would be empty, no one had heard anything from him. I was so mad when he just showed back up one day after months and just wanted me to come back to him like nothing happened.

 

[Nobu]

My barber disappeared on me one time. Guy went completely ghost and I was so heartbroken lol. Didn't know if he was in prison or on holiday, every time I would walk past the shop and his chair would be empty, no one had heard anything from him. I was so mad when he just showed back up one day after months and just wanted me to come back to him like nothing happened.

sound like a scorned woman

"you better call Tyrone " head ass when he called you up next

 

[987654321]

My barber disappeared on me one time. Guy went completely ghost and I was so heartbroken lol. Didn't know if he was in prison or on holiday, every time I would walk past the shop and his chair would be empty, no one had heard anything from him. I was so mad when he just showed back up one day after months and just wanted me to come back to him like nothing happened.

barbers like that are the reason I’m so unfaithful and my hair belongs to the streets. Why restrict my hairline to one barber when it’s not like I’m the only hair they cutting. Loyalty is overrated. If I see a better line up and fade somewhere I’m going, that’s it! These barbers ain’t shyt, bro. Ghost they ass before they ghost you.

 

[mag357]

My barber asked someone else to cut my hair one time ... he said he was good and it would be ok ...

it wasn’t...

the cut was below average...

plus I felt so cheap afterward

Damn that means u ain't in the inner circle...
U cool cause u pay ur money...
But he dont fukk wit u like that...
Damn bruh
You share dat barber

 

[mag357]

always gotta be one nikka who go too far

Had to take my whole dap back from him....

I'm like nah, nah... that was too far
*undap*

 

[JoelB]

For this to happen, barber must of been disrespectful in the past

 

[TEH]

Damn that means u ain't in the inner circle...
U cool cause u pay ur money...
But he dont fukk wit u like that...
Damn bruh
You share dat barber

 

[Starboy52]

I had to do the same with the breh that’s been cutting my hair since I was a baby.

You gon be alright, breh. We got you.

 

[god shamgod]

How y’all grow up around black people and still solely relying on barbershops like it’s 1968

I know at least 4-5 cats who nicer than 95% of licensed barbers.they can cut your hair anyway u want for half the price and you ain’t gotta sit in no barber shop dealing with that procrastinating monkey ball bullshyt

And I can fade/taper my own hair been doing it for years. Step your andis game up

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

My barber asked someone else to cut my hair one time ... he said he was good and it would be ok ...

it wasn’t...

the cut was below average...

plus I felt so cheap afterward

When the barbershop packed. It’s always that one barber who chair stay empty. Your cut gonna be trash if you fukk with him.

 

[Banned Account12]

my old barber died from kidney failure like 2 weeks ago


May his soul live forever