I, once again, paid $50 to nut inside of my girlfriend and not have a child

[ChrisDorner]

I'm about to have that talk soon

Man you shoulda established that shyt day 1

First time I fukked my girl she pulled out a condom & I was like

& she was like I guess we ain't fukkin then

I was like I guess we ain't

20 minutes later she was like fukk it just pull out today I'll get on the pill

 

[Turbulent]

i read somewhere that back in the romans/greek times or whatever, they would rub lemon juice on the coochie as spermacide and even use the peel to block it from coming in (they'd place it inside the p*ssy like a diaphragm.