I only go the barber every 2 to 3 months

[Formerly Black Trash]

My barber be like

I blame Covid

 

[MustafaSTL]

Ok

 

[General Mills]

I usually get a cut every two weeks. One time tho I was pushing a month without a cut. I ran to Walmart and when I was on the way home I got a text from a unknown number

“Hey man. This is your barber. I just saw you in Walmart. You might need to go ahead and book that appt breh. You look like you have a werewolf on your neck.

I wrote back “DAMN! thanks man. I was just running around busy. I will book a appt for tomorrow”



So the next day I show up for my appt and tell him:

Me: you had me cracking up with that text.


Barber: What text?


Me: You said you saw me in Walmart


Barber: I swear I didn’t!



Come to find out it was my girl. She used a Google voice number and texted me that so I would get a haircut She play to Ghatdam much frfr

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I usually get a cut every two weeks. One time tho I was pushing a month without a cut. I ran to Walmart and when I was on the way home I got a text from a unknown number

“Hey man. This is your barber. I just saw you in Walmart. You might need to go ahead and book that appt breh. You look like you have a werewolf on your neck.

I wrote back “DAMN! thanks man. I was just running around busy. I will book a appt for tomorrow”



So the next day I show up for my appt and tell him:

Me: you had me cracking up with that text.


Barber: What text?


Me: You said you saw me in Walmart


Barber: I swear I didn’t!



Come to find out it was my girl. She used a Google voice number and texted me that so I would get a haircut She play to Ghatdam much frfr

I'm halfway depressed because my hair is thin in spots after my last alopecia cycle

That's why Idgaf about going but I need to care about my appearance

I wanted to keep my wolf beard but my barber cleaned it up too much

 

[Worthless Loser]

Same here. Currently this week will be 4 exact months exactly since my last hair cut. I'm getting it cut this week though.

 

[The BasedFather]

I usually get a cut every two weeks. One time tho I was pushing a month without a cut. I ran to Walmart and when I was on the way home I got a text from a unknown number

“Hey man. This is your barber. I just saw you in Walmart. You might need to go ahead and book that appt breh. You look like you have a werewolf on your neck.

I wrote back “DAMN! thanks man. I was just running around busy. I will book a appt for tomorrow”



So the next day I show up for my appt and tell him:

Me: you had me cracking up with that text.


Barber: What text?


Me: You said you saw me in Walmart


Barber: I swear I didn’t!



Come to find out it was my girl. She used a Google voice number and texted me that so I would get a haircut She play to Ghatdam much frfr

Every time I see one of your stories I know I’m in for a good laugh

 

[King_Kamala61]

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Bald with a beard. I bald my own head and get my beard trimmed up every couple weeks and that’s 10 bucks. Thats one perk of losing your hair

 

[King_Kamala61]

Bald with a beard. I bald my own head and get my beard trimmed up every couple weeks and that’s 10 bucks. Thats one perk of losing your hair

I haven't been to the barber in years....decade honestly. Got tired of the hassle. Never liked getting haircuts anyway.

 

[Savvir]

Used to get a cut every two weeks.

Just copped the cordless andis gtx-exo and a braun series 9.

About to save hella bread.

 

[Zero]

$30-40 for a regular cut just ain't the wave

 

[King_Kamala61]

$30-40 for a regular cut just ain't the wave

Yep. And they deserved to get paid but damn....having locs has been a saving grace cause I hate getting cuts.

It's tedious and I don't like being around men too much these days. Prefer to be solo or with a woman or women.

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

dusty ass
@CouldntBeMeTho

 

[Fiji Water]

Been cutting my own hair for like 20 years. I do miss it sometimes tho. Especially now that I have a beard that connects.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Having a beard and muscles is a cheat code to everything.

If my shıt ever recedes, I'll just go bald, continue edging my beard up and stop going to the barber completely.