I only go the barber every 2 to 3 months

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I usually get a cut every two weeks. One time tho I was pushing a month without a cut. I ran to Walmart and when I was on the way home I got a text from a unknown number

“Hey man. This is your barber. I just saw you in Walmart. You might need to go ahead and book that appt breh. You look like you have a werewolf on your neck😂.

I wrote back “DAMN! thanks man. I was just running around busy. I will book a appt for tomorrow”



So the next day I show up for my appt and tell him:

Me: you had me cracking up with that text. :mjlol:


Barber: :dahell: What text?


Me: You said you saw me in Walmart:mjtf:


Barber: I swear I didn’t!:lupe:



Come to find out it was my girl. She used a Google voice number and texted me that so I would get a haircut :francis: She play to Ghatdam much frfr
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I haven't been to the barber in years....decade honestly. Got tired of the hassle. Never liked getting haircuts anyway.
It’s definitely a hassle. I’m thankful that I go to a spot that only takes appointments so that’s fine with me. The other guy I used to go to was mad unreliable. Got tired of it
 

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It’s definitely a hassle. I’m thankful that I go to a spot that only takes appointments so that’s fine with me. The other guy I used to go to was mad unreliable. Got tired of it

I used to get haircuts two weeks faithfully. Waking up 2hrs early on Friday to get fresh for work and then I still PTSD for being forced to get haircuts as a kid. Waiting 7 hours to get a haircut from Mr Shorty on the Cooper Rd...your entire Saturday was taken up and then you had to spend 6 hrs in bullshyt church.

This is child abuse we talking about here.
 

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Bald with a beard. I bald my own head and get my beard trimmed up every couple weeks and that’s 10 bucks. Thats one perk of losing your hair :mjcry::mjlol::yeshrug:
Still got hair, but this the cheat code.

I didnt want to look homeless during covid, so i just rocked the baldy with a goatee. Never went back.

No more flakey barbers or paying 40 bucks a month. Can shave it off myself in 10 minutes and be about my day. :wow:
 

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Still got hair, but this the cheat code.

I didnt want to look homeless during covid, so i just rocked the baldy with a goatee. Never went back.

No more flakey barbers or paying 40 bucks a month. Can shave it off myself in 10 minutes and be about my day. :wow:

fukk that. I was looking like Ed Reed out here
 

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Same where. This week makes 3 months.

I hardly followed the 10-14 day program as an adult and I think our frequency is exactly that, programming. I also believe we fuçk up our natural hairlines with this and won't be convinced otherwise.
 

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Why would white women be on a black man wolfing when they probably aren't even used to our hair?

The advantage for dusty, wolfman brehs is that white women dont know what exactly dusty is. In her culture, the white dude 90s sitcom-bedhead is dusty. Obviously that doesnt translate to black people.

its a net neutral with white women, no matter what you got on your head. But a black woman starts marking off points if its too short or too long or if its shaped funny.
 

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The advantage for dusty, wolfman brehs is that white women dont know what exactly dusty is. In her culture, the white dude 90s sitcom-bedhead is dusty. Obviously that doesnt translate to black people.

its a net neutral with white women, no matter what you got on your head. But a black woman starts marking off points if its too short or too long or if its shaped funny.
I agree with all this but especially the fact that it's a net neutral. If white women are on wolfbreh it's not because he's wolfing, that would be the case regardless.
 
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