I only take a dump twice a week...why is that unhealthy?

[Shameonyou]

Thats not normal. You probably got a rock made out of pizza and burgers stuck in your rectum.

hows it not normal? I only go when I naturally feel like it..so now im supposed to force myself to take a shyt when I dont feel like taking one? just to fulfill some natural requirement?

 

[Ohene]

at least once daily. twice or thrice when i workout or eat oatmeal for breakfast

 

[BuyandSave]

I don't think I can be with a woman that takes two shyts a day

 

[duncanthetall]

I drop fat dookies 3 times a day, breh. That "good morning" dookie is

 

[Illuminatos]

hows it not normal? I only go when I naturally feel like it..so now im supposed to force myself to take a shyt when I dont feel like taking one? just to fulfill some natural requirement?

That's the point. You only feel like taking a shyt twice a week and that's not normal.

All that food you eat throughout the week is just staying in your body and mot going anywhere.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Damn...nikkas metabolisms allllll fukked up

Twice a WEEK? If I don't shyt at least once a day that's a tell tale sign I'm not eating right or have'nt had enough water.

Not liquids....WATER.

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

I take one like evry other day.

I dont know

 

[50CentStan]

Man I've defecated 4 times in a single hour before, and no I wasn't sick and didn't have diarrhea

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

first time i sit on the toilet and it just slid out I was like

About to go take one right now...

 

[semtex]

I don't think I can be with a woman that takes two shyts a day

You got it backwards if her fiber game ain't on point you can bet there's doodoo stuck to dat ayshh

 

[Majestic Pape]

I'm at least three times per day... at least.

 

[BuyandSave]

You got it backwards if her fiber game ain't on point you can bet there's doodoo stuck to dat ayshh

Nah, everybody is different and women usually take less shyts than men. fukk I look like watching my lady come out of the bathroom with the face after blowing it up twice a day? That's something that I'm supposed to be doing.

 

[Ego Noir]

Nah, everybody is different and women usually take less shyts than men. fukk I look like watching my lady come out of the bathroom with the face after blowing it up twice a day? That's something that I'm supposed to be doing.

breh you either got a tranny or a fat chick. Women don't shyt breh.

 

[supra12]

see a doctor because thats not normal...

 

[BuyandSave]

breh you either got a tranny or a fat chick. Women don't shyt breh.

Re-read what I replied to. We're on the same page.