joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
I had a roommate who would rather cycle 40 minutes home than take a shyt at university or anywhere outside.
I used to clown the shyt outta him because he would run up on me and ask for a packet of tissue paper just in case he shyt himself on the ride home
Watching dude weave through traffic and dodge cows and mount curbs, fly off his bike and flying kick the door open and sprint up 20 stairs in 2 leaps was actually hilarious as fukk
there were at least a couple times where breh would call me and he'd be heated as fukk
he'd be like BRUH it was A FART
i've been kicked out the library many a time laughing at his stupidity
If I gotta go, ima go. I've taken dumps in stank ass toilets where there's been no toilet paper and you gotta squat. Gotta be flexible brehs. What if you staying at a friend's crib for a couple days? You gonna hold in 2, maybe 3 days worth of shyt in?
I used to clown the shyt outta him because he would run up on me and ask for a packet of tissue paper just in case he shyt himself on the ride home
Watching dude weave through traffic and dodge cows and mount curbs, fly off his bike and flying kick the door open and sprint up 20 stairs in 2 leaps was actually hilarious as fukk
there were at least a couple times where breh would call me and he'd be heated as fukk
he'd be like BRUH it was A FART
i've been kicked out the library many a time laughing at his stupidity
If I gotta go, ima go. I've taken dumps in stank ass toilets where there's been no toilet paper and you gotta squat. Gotta be flexible brehs. What if you staying at a friend's crib for a couple days? You gonna hold in 2, maybe 3 days worth of shyt in?
I hated it but it had to be done.