TheFemalePerspective
All Star
I'll keep this short since most people on here (including myself) have the attention span of a goldfish.

There was this guy on my case for a few months. I quickly friendzoned him, because if I can't look into your eyes and imagine being by your side for the next 50 odd years, all grey, and possibly suffering from dementia and multiple urinary complications -- well, then, I don't want to waste my time dating you.

Don't get me wrong, he's a decent catch; I just don't think we're compatible. My friend hits me up about being lonely & how difficult it is to meet a decent guy. I mention him and she's instantly interested. I don't mind hooking them up since he's not really my cup of tea.

At first, he was a little offended that I was passing him onto my friend....

He probably thought, I was going to take him out of the friendzone...

But then... I'm sitting here, wondering what happens if they actually hit it off?

He wasn't even a bad dude...

He was 6ft, educated, with a job.
Granted, he was a little slow at times, but I could tell he would've done anything for me.

I should just take this 'L' and keep it moving right?

There was this guy on my case for a few months. I quickly friendzoned him, because if I can't look into your eyes and imagine being by your side for the next 50 odd years, all grey, and possibly suffering from dementia and multiple urinary complications -- well, then, I don't want to waste my time dating you.

Don't get me wrong, he's a decent catch; I just don't think we're compatible. My friend hits me up about being lonely & how difficult it is to meet a decent guy. I mention him and she's instantly interested. I don't mind hooking them up since he's not really my cup of tea.

At first, he was a little offended that I was passing him onto my friend....

He probably thought, I was going to take him out of the friendzone...

But then... I'm sitting here, wondering what happens if they actually hit it off?

He wasn't even a bad dude...

He was 6ft, educated, with a job.
Granted, he was a little slow at times, but I could tell he would've done anything for me.

I should just take this 'L' and keep it moving right?




