Pure Water
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S/O to the GOAT!
I really think Emmitt Smith is trollin' us
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That's smiley material.
DetroitEWarren
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When it hit the ground, it's probably goin' be one of those kinda things that goes in and out. It's goin' be more bothersome than it is goin' hurt him... than it's goin' hurt him." (Commentary: Whoa, Emmitt, save the Sex ED talks for your son; not the national TV audience.)
He may have the will, but it's remain to be seen." (Commentary: Thanks for contradicting yourself and confusing the audience even more, Emmitt.)
Keep your feet! If he do, it's touchdown, baby!" (Commentary: Emmitt apparently loses all control of his grammar when he gets excited. One can only imagine what happens when he "have a sexy time." "You give me the rice of passage, baby!")
"The Dallas Cowboys are not far behind, they are a distant third, they're close but they're not quite there yet."
"These first three years was a transitional year for him." (Commentary: This could almost work if Emmitt was talking about a dog, but I don't know of any animal that ages three years for each one of ours.)
"So tonight, Eli and the Giants got hit with a bunch of emotions from the... from the Cleveland Browns football players." (Commentary: Damn emotions. The Giants were able to withstand "happy" and "sad," but when "angry" came at them, they just couldn't take it anymore.)
"The Ravens does... does... do not have the ability to put up points..." (Commentary: The funny thing isn't that Emmitt luckily corrected himself on the third try. It's that when Emmitt finally said "do," Steve Young nodded his head to let Emmitt know he chose the right word.)
"They gonna force Matt Ryan to beat him with his arm, and if they can do that they be...best off." (Commentary: And if I ever have a kid and he listens to Emmitt, his grammar be... worst off.)
a varsity... 
Erratic415
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DetroitEWarren
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The "these first 3 years was a transitional year for him" had me fukkin
bro, especially with the commentary from the writer 
BlueHeffner
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"I shouldve been used"
DetroitEWarren
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Yea, that nikka gotta be trolling at this point
"I shouldve been used"
. If not, shyt is still fukkin awesome and funny as hell
DetroitEWarren
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"This is what the offseason has brought for Brett, not the offseason but the last two weeks, but the bye week ... And so I accept Brett Favre to come out of this offseason, or this bye week right now." (Commentary: Only Emmitt can confuse the offseason and bye week twice in the same sentence. Is it safe to say that we all "accepted" Emmitt to do that?)
low blow b!!!
Yeah but we've been making fun of Emmitt for this stuff for YEARS. It's even funnier when its written out rather than spoken.
These new nikkaz don't know about the Emmitt alias on the
iceberg_is_on_fire
Wearing Lions gear when it wasn't cool
Still funny though
TheEgyptianConniption
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I watched that 3 times and don't even know what he said? Just made a noise on moved on?
GhostoftheMan
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this shyt happen too much for it to be a glitch
"I shouldve been used"