I refuse to use other people's phones or tablets.

[OG_StankBrefs]

No, that's your property and you probably covered every inch of her already. We talking about people you not sharing a bed with.

Praise him.

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

EDIT: FOREVER UNCLEAN

 

[606onit]

"Aight, let me set it up for you" aka clear internet search history

That used to be my line back in the day....Imma set it up. Meanwhile, I'm closing entire threads with thick sexy latinas (SOHH, BlackGirlOnline, etc) so my mom can check her hotmail.

 

[Malta]

When I try to show someone a pic on my phone, why do they always want to grab the phone with their fukkin hands?
First, look with ur eyes not with ur hands
Second, I might have a yet to be sent dikk pic I took earlier in that gallery, they accidentally touch the screen and swipe and they're Gona be eye to eye with salami

I hate when somebody sees me eating a bag of chips and asks for some then try to reach their hand in the bag

Nah nikka, open your hand and I'll pour some out, I just assume everybody else is dirty.

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

I keep a jar of clorox wipes in my whip and clean my phone off daily

 

[Buckeye Fever]

That used to be my line back in the day....Imma set it up. Meanwhile, I'm closing entire threads with thick sexy latinas (SOHH, BlackGirlOnline, etc) so my mom can check her hotmail.

Gotta cover them tracks.

I done had times where I made it to work, clocked in, and realized i didnt clear the search history on the home computer. That's when I tell the supervisor I got a family emergency and go home to clear it.

 

[BlackBall]

I always got hand sanitizer on me, people are nasty as hell man.

You keep it in your purse ?

 

[Black]

phones are for fakkits how would it look for another man to have instant access to me.

 

[Malta]

You keep it in your purse ?

So clever

 

[sfgiants]

this would make a good germophobe spin off thread
the lengths i go to to avoid people's germs

i cant even eat food if i personally see them prepare it with their bare hands, reason why i dont eat sushi
that mandatory glove law they had in LA a few years back
i think they repealed it

 

[Another Man]

:confusedk9:

 

[Captain Crunch]

Bump
Also I hate when nikkas try to give you a pound, when they stay grabbing their crotch

 

[Mowgli]

If youre In public and dont wash your hands before you take a piss but wait until youve already pissed to wash your hands, youre an idiot

 

[GreatestLaker]

Add other people's laptops, mice and keyboards to that list as well. If I'm going to use another person's laptop I make sure to use my own keyboard and mouse.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Germaphobe ass nikkas

I thought yall was killas, scared of some god damn fecal residue