I releapsed today BREHS!!!!

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So i woke up on Christmas morining in my granny's house to find the tree decorated and LOADS of gifts underneaht. I look for one with my name on it but i dont see any. I look thru all the gifts and NONE of them are for me. So i confort my older sister about this mistake. She tells me that her and her husband are not doing so well and that she only had enuff money for her kids. I pretended to understand and left the subject alone. 5 days pass and i barely say antying to her. she nows that she fukked up:gang:


so today she tries to make it up to me by surprisng me with a gift. I knew my big sister wouldnt do this to me. she always holds a nikka down. So i open the small box with the quickness. Was it a watch, maybe a new wallet, or even a pair of desginer SOCKS. But nope this ungrateful bytch got me a damn pack of wood tip black and mILDS. she starts smiling talking about its the thought that counts right :troll:



SO I GO THE fukk OFF. sorry to say but i could not hold in my frustation any longer im sick of my sister always putting other peple before me. When our father was murdered by a transgendered shinobi when I was 12, she was left in charge of our household. Every since then she always put me before anyone else as a provider should do. But every since she fell in love with that damn MEXICAN, she been slowly forgetting about me. I allowed her go to Konoha to be with her husband, but agreed that our relationship would not disolve. BOY was I wrong. she stop talking to me everyday, i barely saw her (only on HOLIDAYS or when she needed MONEY). THEN she had a son, and COMPLETELY threw me to the bushes. I didnt trip tho, nikkas change :yeshrug:


So i yell to her that she PROMISED me after pops died that she WOULD NEVER put anyone before me.

And this bytch got the nerve to say her son's needs come before the needs of a grown ass man.

So i retort that i couldnt believe that she let this half a spic (sorry to any latino coli brehs) come in between us.

Her son, Shikadai stop playing 2k (lil nikka is a beast with the T wolves :whew:) to ask her what a spic was?


I answered him and his lazy ass daddy :sas2:


So my big sis got mad and i left. my wife and dumb ass son gone take Temari's side so i just left to go see my sidepiece i got out here in chicago. as i ride the red line (yes im 33 and cant drive :huhldup:) i think about why my sister has abandonded me for a damn lazy wetback (once again sorry if i offend anyone:mjpls:)

When i get to my side bytch's house she say she got something to make me feel better. She pulled out that white girl :thottydino:. Been sober ever since my son walked in on me and wife snorting coke it was a few months ago. :dyke7414:
I ... I can't. :dead:


Story is chock filled with fukkery. I don't even know where to begin.:wow:
 

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I ... I can't. :dead:
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Just enjoy the high man ,

I never understood how 70s artists could make music on Coke :what:


I don't feel creative high and sometimes paranoid
 

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Simple. Just rape the bytch (please don't be offended by me calling that bytch a bytch :whoa:). Impregnate her then that lil jit she'll be putting ahead of you will be your son! :gladbron: Well, slash nephew. :dame: But then you and that lil nikka can form an alliance and together get all the Christmas gifts you can imagine. :blessed:




Whore c*nt bytch of a sister (again no offense :whoa:) / mom / baby mama: What you want for Christmas son/nephew?

Son/Nephew: A sack of loud and a PS4

Then he gives the PS4 and keeps the loud for himself. :banderas:
 

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Simple. Just rape the bytch (please don't be offended by me calling that bytch a bytch :whoa:). Impregnate her then that lil jit she'll be putting ahead of you will be your son! :gladbron: Well, slash nephew. :dame: But then you and that lil nikka can form an alliance and together get all the Christmas gifts you can imagine. :blessed:




Whore c*nt bytch of a sister (again no offense :whoa:) / mom / baby mama: What you want for Christmas son/nephew?

Son/Nephew: A sack of loud and a PS4

Then he gives the PS4 and keeps the loud for himself. :banderas:
uhh i dont wanna fukk my sister. :dahell: is worng with you? :damn:
 

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thanks i glad me falling back to cocaine fills your heart with joy :bhop12:

Not at all
It's horrible that you relapsed
:therethere:

I am just very impressed at your storytelling ability even during a hard time like this.
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#SOG_soldier

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Not at all
It's horrible that you relapsed
:therethere:

I am just very impressed at your storytelling ability even during a hard time like this.
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thanks now make yorself useful you dirty whore and film yourself taking a corndog up the ass. and then eat the corndog :ghghgh:
 
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