Man we was vacationing in Jamaica a couple years back...on the first day we there we see this group of broads wit some corny dude walkin towards us. ....and one of my boys was like lets try and get them to go clubbin wit us tonight. I didnt think anything of it, so I was like cool.
we ended up bumping into them again in the evening ....so we start talkin to them and getting to know them and sh!t. I asked them where they from, they say California....whole time im lookin at these broads like
somethin seemed off about they way they was talkin. all extra flamboyant and sh!t
I turn around to see if my boys was noticing it too, and they all lookin like
SMH...at this point im thinkin something is not right with these chicks..
its now 11pm, we bout to catch a cab to a club. as the cab starts moving, we see them walkin towards us so they tell the cab to stop, and they called them over and asked if they wanted to come. so they said ok, hopped in the cab...now this is where sh!t got real
im noticing bass one of the broads voices. my cuz was sittin with her in the back, arms wrapped around her...i mean this n!gga looked like he was about to put her on his lap
so I start asking more questions, one of them being, "where in California are you guys from???"
b!tch said "San Francisco..."
light bulb went off immediately. I pulled out my phone...turned on the flashlight and pointed it at my cuz and the b!tch he was with.....he was like "fuk is you doin man???" giving me attitude...im like "nah, jus seein if you guys are aight over there"
... (im actually checkin to see if she got an adams apple)....adams apple? CHECK.
so now my heart beating fast as sh!t so I pull my boy over, and im like breh, look at your b!tch and see if she got an adams apple. he lookin at me like
then he looks at her and looked back at me with this look of confusion/sadness I wanted to laugh so hard
so anways soon as we get to the club I hop out first on some
I go to the bar to get in some more drinks...the crew comes in and I over hear that same boy ask the corny dude the girls were with if he was gay
. if a man asked me if I was gay, id just say no and KIM...this dude blew up and went on about how its his business and why would he ask him that.
that pretty much confirmed they were all fakkits. so now im laughin at them uncontrollably
...we ended up calling a cab and leavin. and this time when them broads/fagg0ts asked if they could "hop in" we was like nah nah we good
I still rag on them for that sh!t till this day
we ended up bumping into them again in the evening ....so we start talkin to them and getting to know them and sh!t. I asked them where they from, they say California....whole time im lookin at these broads like
I turn around to see if my boys was noticing it too, and they all lookin like
SMH...at this point im thinkin something is not right with these chicks..its now 11pm, we bout to catch a cab to a club. as the cab starts moving, we see them walkin towards us so they tell the cab to stop, and they called them over and asked if they wanted to come. so they said ok, hopped in the cab...now this is where sh!t got real
im noticing bass one of the broads voices. my cuz was sittin with her in the back, arms wrapped around her...i mean this n!gga looked like he was about to put her on his lap
so I start asking more questions, one of them being, "where in California are you guys from???"
b!tch said "San Francisco..."
so now my heart beating fast as sh!t so I pull my boy over, and im like breh, look at your b!tch and see if she got an adams apple. he lookin at me like
then he looks at her and looked back at me with this look of confusion/sadness I wanted to laugh so hard
so anways soon as we get to the club I hop out first on some
I go to the bar to get in some more drinks...the crew comes in and I over hear that same boy ask the corny dude the girls were with if he was gay
. if a man asked me if I was gay, id just say no and KIM...this dude blew up and went on about how its his business and why would he ask him that.that pretty much confirmed they were all fakkits. so now im laughin at them uncontrollably
...we ended up calling a cab and leavin. and this time when them broads/fagg0ts asked if they could "hop in" we was like nah nah we good
I still rag on them for that sh!t till this day
til they found out they're trannies 
and told to get the fukk out of the country or get the machette
