I see why barbers be getting robbed

[SheWantTheD]

I pay $50



I do it specifically to avoid this type of low rent behavior in hood barbershops

Pay $50 for a haircut for a drug deal to go on in front of you brehs

 

[WaveGang]

Carti is so horrible. What a waste of a good beat.

This a classic my g

 

[I Really Mean It]

This a classic my g

What? Classic?



I can’t understand a single word he’s saying. Like I said, the beat is fire, but his illiterate rhymes are

 

[Beng Beng]

My Jamaican barber be drunk af on facetime to his deported brother whole time fukking up my line up

 

[Jahbarri]

My Jamaican barber be drunk af on facetime to his deported brother whole time fukking up my line up

Lol

 

[tuckgod]

Well y'all complain about them charging $25 for haircuts, so they gotta do what they gotta do.

$25???

I wish.

That’s 2019 prices.

These nikkas around here is charging $35 - $40 now for a regular haircut.

 

[tuckgod]

My Jamaican barber be drunk af on facetime to his deported brother whole time fukking up my line up

Breh, after I fired my last barber after he became a Instagram celebrity (in his mind) and jacked his prices up, I found this Dominican nikka.

He was cool for the first couple times, recently had relocated from NYC, getting his feet wet, been cutting for 25 years, yada yada…

After a couple times, he got comfortable and started sippin Heinys when he cut my shyt and taking cigarette breaks.

He was dead nice with the clippers and kept the shop open for me a couple times when I needed him to in a pinch so I didn’t trip, but it was annoying as fukk.

Last straw was this nikka was acting mad jittery and weird when I came in.

Kept taking calls where he had to walk away, then he went to the parking lot, was gone like 10 minutes (in the middle of my cut!) then came back eyes looking like mirrors, talkative as fukk and moving 1000 miles an hour.

This nikka was skee’d out of his fukkin mind.

On top of that, he pushed my hairline back.

I wanted to fight this nikka so bad but I charged it to the game and have been cutting my own hair ever sense.

That was like 3 months ago.

 

[AJD]

It ain't just barbers, a lot fools just start feeling themselves and acting reckless when the money start comin in. They delude themselves that they can’t ever get touched or get caught lackin


Until they do

"A fool and his money are soon parted". Wise men know ANYONE can get touched or finnessed and thus move strategically in w.e they do.

 

[Tribal Outkast]

The worst I ever dealt with is dudes trying to sell you stuff while you’re getting a cut. Barbers down this bad? I remember a guy that came into the shop when I lived in Columbia with a trash bag full of polo shirts lol. Fool was selling them at them Dillard’s prices too everybody hit him with the

 

[UberEatsDriver]

One of my barbers got shot in the head and died in 2008 in Queens over a girl. One day he’s cutting my hair and the next day he’s on a RIP poster. Life is that quickly erased. Happened so fast that it took me a month to realize it was him after not seeing him at the shop for a month

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

I caught my old barber using the same rags and razors on nikkas. Gave nikkas staph infections.