I should have used a condom...(UPDATE UPDATE)

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u should have used a condom before u just fukked my eyes up like that with all them paragraphs, I hope none of yall nikkas read all that mularkey.
Better than one block paragraph.

THis I could read, easy. Some mofos be writing shyt in one long ass paragraph that make your head hurt just looking at it. Punctuation fukked up tho
 
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So where the titty pics at? :shaq:

i deleted all them shyts man, had ass and all them pics.


Stopped reading.


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so I was doing some IT work for my company at a location managed by an Italian girl...she had big titties and a fat ass...she was 23...I was to take pictures of her office and forgot the camera and she was eager to take the pics on her phone and text the pics to me...so I gave her my number...she sent me the pics after I left. I was at her location for no more than 30 minutes...later that night she texts me "hey" so being polite I texted back thinking she's gonna ask me something work related...

after a few exchanges, she asked if I wanted to hang out...i really didn't but she was cute and many others in the company wanted to blow her back out...so I went along and told myself, with one of my co workers who really wanted to pound her out that I have to do it for him LOL. I hung out with her, she was a pleaser...really boring and started telling me how much she liked me and wondered why I never hollered at her (every girl i've fukked ask me why I didn't chase them or try to smash)...

so after that night, I stopped texting her and asked my other co worker to finish the work at her location...then one day I was hanging with my boys and she texted me and I told her to meet me at that location and upon seeing the girl, my boys thought something was wrong with me...so i let them try to get with her but this girl would show up where ever I went (my boys owned the club/restaurant)...i got turned off because she was giving up the vagina too easy...again, i stopped texting her and speaking to her...

now a few weeks go by and she texts me a pic of her t*ts...I was beyond horny that day and told her to come over (smh I know)...I smashed and she told me look I just want you to fukk me once in a while, don't worry I won't get attached. we fukked a few more times and of course, the I miss you texts starting pouring in...

i'd purposely make plans with her and find an exit out of us meeting...hinting she'd get the message...but no lol...again one of those thirsty nights, the girl says hey i'm in the neighborhood, i wanna give you head...SMH...i fell for it...I can't cum from head, so she sucked me for a good 45 minutes HAHA, complaining her jaw hurts...and got on top of me...now i'm at this panic mode, where I wanna get the condom (10 feet from me) but the vagina was so wet, she put my cock in her and rode me till i bust inside her....SMH

as soon as i nutted, i said "yo u gonna take that pill right" i ain't trying to have kids with you (ouch) she said yea of course, pay half for the pill...i said okay and she cleaned up bought some food and went to her crib. next day i texted her asking if she took care of the situation rather than small talk and working my way in...she made plans to come over but made some bullshyt excuses that she couldn't...now she won't respond to my texts...i'm okay with the girl and I having never to see one another but my coli fam, I'm afraid in August she may tell me I'ma father...this is not how I want to have a child :(

in conclusion, no matter how good the p*ssy or how much a girl says she is down just for the fun, these women want to break your will...keep me in your prayers. anyone have a similar story or good advice to keep me going without worrying all day...any lawyers? any technicalities because i told her to take the pill? should I have asked her to sign something? i'm scared....

I should have used a condom...
Sounds like she really likes you. Perhaps you should get married since you will soon be with child. At least the mother of your child is a responsible and beautiful woman i guess. Count your blessings.
 

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Damn dawg. For every tile that she counted on yo ceiling while y'all was fukkin she gon demand $200 have you coughin up that IT money :umad:
 

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He ain't even thinking about STDS, he worried about an illegitimate seed. :snoop:
I ain't afraid to man up and handle my responsibility, I will get a test to make the coli feel at ease. I came here to share a story of my stupid decision in the heat of the moment. I never thought I'd be in this position. thanks to all that gave good genuine advice, some of ya'll are hilarious too. and here is a kicker, the girl makes just as much as me at 23...lol. i really lost i guess :(
 

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Nah breh,

U were suppose to take her ass to Kroger, cop that Plan B yourself, and watch her eat that shyt right then and there

Brehs, stop being cheap (don't know if it was intentional or not) and cop that damn pill yourselves

$50 >>>>>> 18 years of child support

This. Unless the chick is mature enough and you trust her judgement to go cop that pill then you gotta come up offa few $$$ and do the leg work YOURSELF.

Once, the rubber broke when I was with my PAWG and I knew something was up because the p*ssy was feeling TOO good. Anyhow, she made first mention of getting that pill even tho I didn't nut when it broke. But I checked up on her to make sure she did because the chuck has repeatedly said she didn't wanna get pregnant unless she was married, blah, blah and outside of marriage she didn't want kids. She's an older woman and seems like she still wants to live a free spirit lifestyle and a kid will permanently cripple those dreams.
 

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so I was doing some IT work for my company at a location managed by an Italian girl...she had big titties and a fat ass...she was 23...I was to take pictures of her office and forgot the camera and she was eager to take the pics on her phone and text the pics to me...so I gave her my number...she sent me the pics after I left. I was at her location for no more than 30 minutes...later that night she texts me "hey" so being polite I texted back thinking she's gonna ask me something work related...

after a few exchanges, she asked if I wanted to hang out...i really didn't but she was cute and many others in the company wanted to blow her back out...so I went along and told myself, with one of my co workers who really wanted to pound her out that I have to do it for him LOL. I hung out with her, she was a pleaser...really boring and started telling me how much she liked me and wondered why I never hollered at her (every girl i've fukked ask me why I didn't chase them or try to smash)...

so after that night, I stopped texting her and asked my other co worker to finish the work at her location...then one day I was hanging with my boys and she texted me and I told her to meet me at that location and upon seeing the girl, my boys thought something was wrong with me...so i let them try to get with her but this girl would show up where ever I went (my boys owned the club/restaurant)...i got turned off because she was giving up the vagina too easy...again, i stopped texting her and speaking to her...

now a few weeks go by and she texts me a pic of her t*ts...I was beyond horny that day and told her to come over (smh I know)...I smashed and she told me look I just want you to fukk me once in a while, don't worry I won't get attached. we fukked a few more times and of course, the I miss you texts starting pouring in...

i'd purposely make plans with her and find an exit out of us meeting...hinting she'd get the message...but no lol...again one of those thirsty nights, the girl says hey i'm in the neighborhood, i wanna give you head...SMH...i fell for it...I can't cum from head, so she sucked me for a good 45 minutes HAHA, complaining her jaw hurts...and got on top of me...now i'm at this panic mode, where I wanna get the condom (10 feet from me) but the vagina was so wet, she put my cock in her and rode me till i bust inside her....SMH

as soon as i nutted, i said "yo u gonna take that pill right" i ain't trying to have kids with you (ouch) she said yea of course, pay half for the pill...i said okay and she cleaned up bought some food and went to her crib. next day i texted her asking if she took care of the situation rather than small talk and working my way in...she made plans to come over but made some bullshyt excuses that she couldn't...now she won't respond to my texts...i'm okay with the girl and I having never to see one another but my coli fam, I'm afraid in August she may tell me I'ma father...this is not how I want to have a child :(

in conclusion, no matter how good the p*ssy or how much a girl says she is down just for the fun, these women want to break your will...keep me in your prayers. anyone have a similar story or good advice to keep me going without worrying all day...any lawyers? any technicalities because i told her to take the pill? should I have asked her to sign something? i'm scared....

I should have used a condom...
You should of pulled out at the least. You fukked up breh, get that child support money ready.

Oh and another thing. Never leave gettin the pill up to the woman. I always purchased the pill and had my ex take that shyt right in front of me. I wish a bish would say she forgot to take it within that 72 hour window :childplease:
 

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And yet if you make a thread about vasectomies people will look at you like you have lost your mind. Kats just need to break down and accept that folks are having and are gonna have unprotected sex and get off that idealistic 'just use common sense' shtick. That's been the way for decades. It ain't working or haven't people looked around?
 

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so I was doing some IT work for my company at a location managed by an Italian girl...she had big titties and a fat ass...she was 23...I was to take pictures of her office and forgot the camera and she was eager to take the pics on her phone and text the pics to me...so I gave her my number...she sent me the pics after I left. I was at her location for no more than 30 minutes...later that night she texts me "hey" so being polite I texted back thinking she's gonna ask me something work related...

after a few exchanges, she asked if I wanted to hang out...i really didn't but she was cute and many others in the company wanted to blow her back out...so I went along and told myself, with one of my co workers who really wanted to pound her out that I have to do it for him LOL. I hung out with her, she was a pleaser...really boring and started telling me how much she liked me and wondered why I never hollered at her (every girl i've fukked ask me why I didn't chase them or try to smash)...

so after that night, I stopped texting her and asked my other co worker to finish the work at her location...then one day I was hanging with my boys and she texted me and I told her to meet me at that location and upon seeing the girl, my boys thought something was wrong with me...so i let them try to get with her but this girl would show up where ever I went (my boys owned the club/restaurant)...i got turned off because she was giving up the vagina too easy...again, i stopped texting her and speaking to her...

now a few weeks go by and she texts me a pic of her t*ts...I was beyond horny that day and told her to come over (smh I know)...I smashed and she told me look I just want you to fukk me once in a while, don't worry I won't get attached. we fukked a few more times and of course, the I miss you texts starting pouring in...

i'd purposely make plans with her and find an exit out of us meeting...hinting she'd get the message...but no lol...again one of those thirsty nights, the girl says hey i'm in the neighborhood, i wanna give you head...SMH...i fell for it...I can't cum from head, so she sucked me for a good 45 minutes HAHA, complaining her jaw hurts...and got on top of me...now i'm at this panic mode, where I wanna get the condom (10 feet from me) but the vagina was so wet, she put my cock in her and rode me till i bust inside her....SMH

as soon as i nutted, i said "yo u gonna take that pill right" i ain't trying to have kids with you (ouch) she said yea of course, pay half for the pill...i said okay and she cleaned up bought some food and went to her crib. next day i texted her asking if she took care of the situation rather than small talk and working my way in...she made plans to come over but made some bullshyt excuses that she couldn't...now she won't respond to my texts...i'm okay with the girl and I having never to see one another but my coli fam, I'm afraid in August she may tell me I'ma father...this is not how I want to have a child :(

in conclusion, no matter how good the p*ssy or how much a girl says she is down just for the fun, these women want to break your will...keep me in your prayers. anyone have a similar story or good advice to keep me going without worrying all day...any lawyers? any technicalities because i told her to take the pill? should I have asked her to sign something? i'm scared....

I should have used a condom...

As soon as I read that I was like....

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