I should have used a condom...(UPDATE UPDATE)

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i have had sex with over a 1000 women tho...............i been havin sex since i was 14. i fukked 400 girls through my highschool years breh. im about to be 27.

aight, simple math says that's 4 years and you fukked 400 broads.

so you telling me you was fukking 100 new broads a year for your 4 years of high school?????:aicmon:

highly unlikely. basically you saying you found a new piece of ass every 3 days for four consecutive years???? :usure:
 

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it happens to the best of us fam. I've never bust inside a girl but even one time I forgot to piss the post cum after round 1. Had me paranoid for a couple weeks but that was my girlfriend and I knew she wasnt with that kid life iether.
 

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aight, simple math says that's 4 years and you fukked 400 broads.

so you telling me you was fukking 100 new broads a year for your 4 years of high school?????:aicmon:

highly unlikely. basically you saying you found a new piece of ass every 3 days for four consecutive years???? :usure:
i played football, baseball ,and basketball at a private high school in the ny/nj area breh...some nights i would have 3 white girls in a room and stick my jimmy in all 3 of them. shyt was real. real talk talk my dude
 

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so I was doing some IT work for my company at a location managed by an Italian girl...she had big titties and a fat ass...she was 23...I was to take pictures of her office and forgot the camera and she was eager to take the pics on her phone and text the pics to me...so I gave her my number...she sent me the pics after I left. I was at her location for no more than 30 minutes...later that night she texts me "hey" so being polite I texted back thinking she's gonna ask me something work related...

after a few exchanges, she asked if I wanted to hang out...i really didn't but she was cute and many others in the company wanted to blow her back out...so I went along and told myself, with one of my co workers who really wanted to pound her out that I have to do it for him LOL. I hung out with her, she was a pleaser...really boring and started telling me how much she liked me and wondered why I never hollered at her (every girl i've fukked ask me why I didn't chase them or try to smash)...

so after that night, I stopped texting her and asked my other co worker to finish the work at her location...then one day I was hanging with my boys and she texted me and I told her to meet me at that location and upon seeing the girl, my boys thought something was wrong with me...so i let them try to get with her but this girl would show up where ever I went (my boys owned the club/restaurant)...i got turned off because she was giving up the vagina too easy...again, i stopped texting her and speaking to her...

now a few weeks go by and she texts me a pic of her t*ts...I was beyond horny that day and told her to come over (smh I know)...I smashed and she told me look I just want you to fukk me once in a while, don't worry I won't get attached. we fukked a few more times and of course, the I miss you texts starting pouring in...

i'd purposely make plans with her and find an exit out of us meeting...hinting she'd get the message...but no lol...again one of those thirsty nights, the girl says hey i'm in the neighborhood, i wanna give you head...SMH...i fell for it...I can't cum from head, so she sucked me for a good 45 minutes HAHA, complaining her jaw hurts...and got on top of me...now i'm at this panic mode, where I wanna get the condom (10 feet from me) but the vagina was so wet, she put my cock in her and rode me till i bust inside her....SMH

as soon as i nutted, i said "yo u gonna take that pill right" i ain't trying to have kids with you (ouch) she said yea of course, pay half for the pill...i said okay and she cleaned up bought some food and went to her crib. next day i texted her asking if she took care of the situation rather than small talk and working my way in...she made plans to come over but made some bullshyt excuses that she couldn't...now she won't respond to my texts...i'm okay with the girl and I having never to see one another but my coli fam, I'm afraid in August she may tell me I'ma father...this is not how I want to have a child :(

in conclusion, no matter how good the p*ssy or how much a girl says she is down just for the fun, these women want to break your will...keep me in your prayers. anyone have a similar story or good advice to keep me going without worrying all day...any lawyers? any technicalities because i told her to take the pill? should I have asked her to sign something? i'm scared....

I should have used a condom...
Breh you were supposed to put them pills in her champagne Rick Ross style:ufdup:
 

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can you teach me how :dj2:
be cool, dont be urself...look good.wear clean nice grown up clothes.wear 1 chain and that's it. dont wear bright kicks, wear dark kicks....just be smooth man.dont be extra.
 

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OP LAWST :lolbron::bryan::russ::troll::takedat::skip::gladbron::pachaha::ooh::krs::myman:


bump this thread in 9 months. I hope you got all your IT certs nikka cuz you gon need every penny when this bytch raping you for child support.

also, you must like STDs :pachaha:

op, you are a fukking dumbass


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so I was doing some IT work for my company at a location managed by an Italian girl...she had big titties and a fat ass...she was 23...I was to take pictures of her office and forgot the camera and she was eager to take the pics on her phone and text the pics to me...so I gave her my number...she sent me the pics after I left. I was at her location for no more than 30 minutes...later that night she texts me "hey" so being polite I texted back thinking she's gonna ask me something work related...

after a few exchanges, she asked if I wanted to hang out...i really didn't but she was cute and many others in the company wanted to blow her back out...so I went along and told myself, with one of my co workers who really wanted to pound her out that I have to do it for him LOL. I hung out with her, she was a pleaser...really boring and started telling me how much she liked me and wondered why I never hollered at her (every girl i've fukked ask me why I didn't chase them or try to smash)...

so after that night, I stopped texting her and asked my other co worker to finish the work at her location...then one day I was hanging with my boys and she texted me and I told her to meet me at that location and upon seeing the girl, my boys thought something was wrong with me...so i let them try to get with her but this girl would show up where ever I went (my boys owned the club/restaurant)...i got turned off because she was giving up the vagina too easy...again, i stopped texting her and speaking to her...

now a few weeks go by and she texts me a pic of her t*ts...I was beyond horny that day and told her to come over (smh I know)...I smashed and she told me look I just want you to fukk me once in a while, don't worry I won't get attached. we fukked a few more times and of course, the I miss you texts starting pouring in...

i'd purposely make plans with her and find an exit out of us meeting...hinting she'd get the message...but no lol...again one of those thirsty nights, the girl says hey i'm in the neighborhood, i wanna give you head...SMH...i fell for it...I can't cum from head, so she sucked me for a good 45 minutes HAHA, complaining her jaw hurts...and got on top of me...now i'm at this panic mode, where I wanna get the condom (10 feet from me) but the vagina was so wet, she put my cock in her and rode me till i bust inside her....SMH

as soon as i nutted, i said "yo u gonna take that pill right" i ain't trying to have kids with you (ouch) she said yea of course, pay half for the pill...i said okay and she cleaned up bought some food and went to her crib. next day i texted her asking if she took care of the situation rather than small talk and working my way in...she made plans to come over but made some bullshyt excuses that she couldn't...now she won't respond to my texts...i'm okay with the girl and I having never to see one another but my coli fam, I'm afraid in August she may tell me I'ma father...this is not how I want to have a child :(

in conclusion, no matter how good the p*ssy or how much a girl says she is down just for the fun, these women want to break your will...keep me in your prayers. anyone have a similar story or good advice to keep me going without worrying all day...any lawyers? any technicalities because i told her to take the pill? should I have asked her to sign something? i'm scared....

I should have used a condom...




This is *DISGUSTING* ever heard of HIV?
 
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