I spent 60 bucks on a lap dance...

[MenacingMonk]

and felt dirty and ashamed when it was done.

To think I could of used that dough for gas or like 7 blu rays from the bin or perhaps bought 100 wings to feed a family.

I couldn't help it. Once she rubbed her buttcheeks on my face it was over

I went from to in minutes

I walked out like

I ain't about that strip club life.

 

[observe]

She used that $60 to buy her nikka some loud and henn tonite

 

[MenacingMonk]

She used that $60 to buy her nikka some loud and henn tonite

I'm sure she bought more since I saw 2-3 others go in after me.

 

[Smoke]

You let a stripper put her butt in your face
That pink eye gonna be rough breh

That $60 could've gotten you a lot more on backpage

 

[flea]

$60 was it $60 a song or u just tipped her a lot?

 

[MenacingMonk]

You let a stripper put her butt in your face
That pink eye gonna be rough breh

That $60 could've gotten you a lot more on backpage

Na, I'm good. No pink eye.

And I don't trust those backpage shyt.

$60 was it $60 a song or u just tipped her a lot?

20 a song. I went overboard on the songs. I got caught up.

 

[flea]

Na, I'm good. No pink eye.

And I don't trust those backpage shyt.



20 a song. I went overboard on the songs. I got caught up.

U fukked up

 

[Ashley Banks]

this is sad.

 

[bl2k8]

it be like that sometimes breh it was only 60

 

[muse]

You in chicago? My friend did the exact same thing. We left one strip club to go to another with two other friends even tho we didnt really want to. Spent the last of his cash just getting in the club

We just watching naked girls and one of the prettier girls in this shytty place (club o) came up to him.

Stripper - you look bored. Is this your girl (talking about me)
Friend we'll call Jack- nah
S - lets go talk
Jack -

Me and the people im with -

2 songs go by and we just waiting patiently looking at the mothers on stage

"Jack should be out by now"
"Jack aint got no money"
"You think they beating him up in the alley?"



We finally see jack come out escorted by 2 security guards

Us -

Jack comes back to us

Me - you ok?
J- yeah
Me - you ready to go?
J - we can stay
Me - you wanna leave?
J - hell yeah
Us -


Turns out this not dumb at all guy thought they were actually going to talk. She started dancing and realized she didnt say anything about prices and was like "you paying for this?" And he like "hell naw" she got security and he had to pay like $60 and a $10 atm fee

He talked about it the whole ride home. Text me the next day like "i hate that bytch, but i think im in love"

 

[Duckman]

For some reason I read this as "tap dance".

 

[DaddyFresh]

I would never go to American strip club.
Cross the border to TJ.
And you can fuvk dimes for 60$
Lmaoo @ paying money to get twerked on

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Coulda bought an 8th of some pack with that. I've known strippers in my life and what I learned is they pay bills like anyone else. That's why I don't plan on going to strip clubs anytime soon cuz I ain't finna pay her way, might as well go on backpage at that point.

 

[Arabial Knight]

What that bytch look like? Did she make you nut? 60 dollars

 

[MenacingMonk]

I would never go to American strip club.
Cross the border to TJ.
And you can fuvk dimes for 60$
Lmaoo @ paying money to get twerked on

I plan on going there one day. Yea, I fukked up, but

What that bytch look like? Did she make you nut? 60 dollars

Fat ass; 44 in the hips. 8.5 in the face.

No, I didn't nut. She massaged my cock with her hand, ass and leg. That's it.