I spent 60 bucks on a lap dance...

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Dudes steady putting too much value on women.
fukk I look like paying $60 for a chick to dance on me when it's chicks that would give you actual sex for free?

Pay for tease sex brehs.

 

[beanz]

this is sad.

told u we was weak

 

[beanz]

shyt used to happen to me all the time OP

i used to leave so mad too. before i would start it always seemed like a bad idea that i couldnt resist and then when it was over i was left with a mix of extreme regret and satisfaction at my new deposit into the spank bank.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

I'm guessing you're poor.

 

[3rdWorld]

Never enjoyed lap dances TBH..hate that shyt. I cant just sit there with a guard at the door and also not be able to touch her.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

$20/dance!?!?! Down here in your not superstar strip club, it is a $5/dance.

 

[Rayzah]

I would never go to American strip club.
Cross the border to TJ.
And you can fuvk dimes for 60$
Lmaoo @ paying money to get twerked on

Yea going to places like DR and brazil, has ruined my experience with strip clubs in the states.. It's like there it's XXX hardcore sex and here is softcore Cinemax porn.. Even in Atlanta I'm disappointed now... It's better to throw a party and rent them bytches for the night or hit up backpage

 

[The_Third_Man]

Only $60?
Thats alright man! A good lap dance is priceless. money (especially 60 fukking dollars) come and go.

 

[Lavish]

I once got ganked by a stripper in atlanta,

Me and my boy went to atlanta for a few days,hit up magic city on our first night which was a beautiful experience brehs

Fast foward to the end of our 5 day trip, we decided to hit up one more strip club before we leave, so mind you, my cash was runnin low at this point. I was a youngin

We go to strokers. Already drunk from the pre drinking.

Now we chillin this time cuz we both on our last....until this fine light skin broad walks up to me and her ass man i couldnt resist.

I decide to go to vip. As im getting a lap dance i remember two songs going by and she asked me how many songs is that? And like a fool i was like "i dunno" so at this point a light bulb probably went off in her head that she was going to say any high number of songs to security and gank me for all i got.

Finally i told her i was done and she said something outragous like "that was 10 songs" shyt was no more then 3 or 4 songs but i was faded off the brown...so im like all i had was like $40 or $50 on me. So you know what happens next right?

Bouncers take me outside. so im knuckling up getting ready to fight for my life...... and they start shoving me through the club like a bytch

As im getting shoved through the crowed I pass by my boy whose looking at me like im like "yo, you got any money on u?" Hes like "nah i used my last on that hoe right there "....so now im really on some thinking im bout to get duffed out.

We get outside i tell security this is all i got and that shes lieing...... security takes my last and tells me to get the fukk outta here.

That fukkin bytch almost got me kilt

 

[the cac mamba]

this is sad.

 

[flea]

I once got ganked by a stripper in atlanta,

Me and my boy went to atlanta for a few days,hit up magic city on our first night which was a beautiful experience brehs

Fast foward to the end of our 5 day trip, we decided to hit up one more strip club before we leave, so mind you, my cash was runnin low at this point. I was a youngin

We go to strokers. Already drunk from the pre drinking.

Now we chillin this time cuz we both on our last....until this fine light skin broad walks up to me and her ass man i couldnt resist.

I decide to go to vip. As im getting a lap dance i remember two songs going by and she asked me how many songs is that? And like a fool i was like "i dunno" so at this point a light bulb probably went off in her head that she was going to say any high number of songs to security and gank me for all i got.

Finally i told her i was done and she said something outragous like "that was 10 songs" shyt was no more then 3 or 4 songs but i was faded off the brown...so im like all i had was like $40 or $50 on me. So you know what happens next right?

Bouncers take me outside. so im knuckling up getting ready to fight for my life...... and they start shoving me through the club like a bytch

As im getting shoved through the crowed I pass by my boy whose looking at me like im like "yo, you got any money on u?" Hes like "nah i used my last on that hoe right there "....so now im really on some thinking im bout to get duffed out.

We get outside i tell security this is all i got and that shes lieing...... security takes my last and tells me to get the fukk outta here.

That fukkin bytch almost got me kilt

This sucka for love ass fakkit got stomped out