I Started Using Dude Wipes, and Now I Can't Go Back to Regular Toilet Paper.

[Neuromancer]

So speaking of cleaning asses (no coli)


Even before the thread, I have been debating on buying new bidets for the home. Was supposed to get the entire toilets, but I actually like the toilets in my home. They are brand new and sturdy.. not cheap.


So now, debating on just buying and installing the extensions. Won’t have all the bells and whistles of the entire toilet bowl system… but idk.

I want it all


But want to mainly move away from the wipes. When I was in an apartment/condo, I didn’t care as much

Couldn't you just buy the seat units and install them that's what my mom did at her crib.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

@VegetasHairline negging me when I know his TP paper thin

 

[King_Kamala61]

Men that use bidets like getting they asses ate

I'm on team baby wipes/dude wipes/cottonelle....

It's all of them...

That fresh shower clean feel

or

whore bath feel


Being NASTY is MESSY

 

[Zero]

We don't wanna hear about how you finger your butthole nikka

But we can hear about you fukking trannies

 

[MidniteJay]

So speaking of cleaning asses (no coli)


Even before the thread, I have been debating on buying new bidets for the home. Was supposed to get the entire toilets, but I actually like the toilets in my home. They are brand new and sturdy.. not cheap.


So now, debating on just buying and installing the extensions. Won’t have all the bells and whistles of the entire toilet bowl system… but idk.

I want it all


But want to mainly move away from the wipes. When I was in an apartment/condo, I didn’t care as much

I think you could get away from wipes with a high quality extension. I personally wouldn't go integrated because it sounds like a potential hassle and more money spent if the electronics break.

For all the brehs saying bidets how do they work as far as messiness?

Water splashing all over your cheeks?
Do you have to dry off with a towel or is it a straight shot to the shooter?

PAWS

No mess. Concentrated spray to your booty hole area Then you wipe to dry off. You wipe less with bidet, without bidet you have to keep wiping till you see no dookie on the TP (wasting paper and potentially clog your toilet) and I bet most folk don't even go that far... Undies looking like motocross race tracks!


Japanese toilets got blow dry function so you don't even have to wipe.

 

[VegetasHairline]

@VegetasHairline negging me when I know his TP paper thin

Plenty of negs on deck for you too bozo.

 

[Harry Sax]

never used a bidet…so does the water cause the shyt to fall off? Or does it just wet the butt to wipe? Is the water heated?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Plenty of negs on deck for you too bozo.

struggle smilies put a bad name on anything Vegeta related

 

[Zero]

For all the brehs saying bidets how do they work as far as messiness?

Water splashing all over your cheeks?
Do you have to dry off with a towel or is it a straight shot to the shooter?

PAWS

Somebody answer this man

 

[hitmonlee]

wipes work great but they're terrible for the plumbing

You throw them in the trash can next to you

 

[MidniteJay]

never used a bidet…so does the water cause the shyt to fall off? Or does it just wet the butt to wipe? Is the water heated?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

lemme go to youtube and get this out my algorithm cause

 

[god shamgod]

discovering wipes in 2025 is wild

nikkas been off toilet paper since the 90’s , lmao @ using toilet paper

 

[((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL]

No mess. Concentrated spray to your booty hole area

How is that not not splashing shyt particles all over the place?

 

[LordDeathwatch]

How is that not not splashing shyt particles all over the place?

Niiggas really think they're getting Fire Hydrant class water pressure in a bidet.