I Started Using Dude Wipes, and Now I Can't Go Back to Regular Toilet Paper.

[Roid Jones]

Y'all weren't using wet wipes or a bidet

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Of course

That’s why if you go to a Muslim house or a mosque you’ll see they either have installed a bidet or they have a cup in the bathroom to use to wash yourself after using the toilet.

I got a bidet for my bathroom. I can’t live without it!

And I was traveling this summer in Saudi and Somalia and there’s obv bidets everywhere

 

[Roid Jones]

Thanks to you I'm never eating peanut butter again.

Bet you liked crunchy too, disgusto nikka

 

[Sniper]

Y'all weren't using wet wipes or a bidet

Bet you spread yo cheeks wide open to clean ya whole intestines out you disgusting nikka

 

[Roid Jones]

Bet you spread yo cheeks wide open to clean ya whole intestines out you disgusting nikka

Yes

 

[FAH1223]

My mosque installed bidets. It’s an old school building

The Turkish masjid (Diyanet Center of America) was built a decade ago. $100M project by the Turkish government and Erdogan has visited it multiple times. They’ve got em in every stall.

 

[MidniteJay]

Bet you spread yo cheeks wide open to clean ya whole intestines out you disgusting nikka

There are higher end ones with an enema function...

I low key don't trust bum guns if I'm a guest. I'd have to let that sit in a vinegar solution before using it. Heard of folks inserting the head in for a thorough culo blasting.

 

[Reptile]

@DrexlersFade dont even wipe, he just lets @VegetasHairline lick him clean, fukking fakkits

 

[Kurt off them percs]

Just bought the Shea butter wipes...

 

[GreenGhxst]

There are higher end ones with an enema function...

I low key don't trust bum guns if I'm a guest. I'd have to let that sit in a vinegar solution before using it. Heard of folks inserting the head in for a thorough culo blasting.

If your bowels aren't moving put that bih to max and watch shyt flow like the Nile

 

[GreenGhxst]

it's not cleaning unless there is soap. do you "clean" your hands without soap

So you clean with soap everytime you get done dropping dooks ?

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

This...dude wipes is really the ultimate dumb male test that there is. I have a homie that actually thinks he's cool because he uses dude wipes. Im like breh you're getting hustled. Those are regular baby wipes at a marked up price because it says "dude" and has a black package.

The marked up price is paying for the marketing

 

[Givethanks]

In getting triggered by the amount of people who don't respect plumbing.

I don't even let food or throw oil down the drain



The people who used to own my house were Muslim and they installed a bidet in the master bedroom, shyts a game changer. My Muslim homies also put me in wiping/shaking in toilet paper.

Islam really brought Europe out of the mud-ages

 

[Sniper]

There are higher end ones with an enema function...

I low key don't trust bum guns if I'm a guest. I'd have to let that sit in a vinegar solution before using it. Heard of folks inserting the head in for a thorough culo blasting.

Damn "Enema function? Got nikkas walking around blissfully with surgery level cleaned a$$holes.

 

[Sniper]

In getting triggered by the amount of people who don't respect plumbing.

I don't even let food or throw oil down the drain

After doing some research, it seems like no flushable wipes are truly flushable and they're all bad for the plumbing.