I stole a Black Lady panties at my Job....... Might get Fired.

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Update
I just gotta make sure I get a job before my momma find out I was fired.

 

[ChiefQueen]

@ChiefQueen A guy sniffing panties is very common.

Its very common? Then why are these men making fun of you and calling you a weirdo?

 

[bambinokino]

 

[The Emperor]

Ok so I'm scared I might get fired today yall .....or even go to jail

As yall remember I got fired from my last job about 3 weeks ago as a Valet cause of some white people, and bedwenches fukking with me.
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/white-people-got-me-fired-from-my-job-today.432643/


Well recently I got a new job as a Valet, and it's been going pretty well.


Well anyway yesterday I had a car pull up with a BEAUTIFUL chocolate Black Queen with long flowing locs, her infant son, and an older black lady in the passenger, I'm guessing was her mom.

Daughter

momma


So I go up to the car, and I'm like "hey how ya doin" I'm smiling and want to make a good impression.

She look at me like........ and doesn't speak.

I'm like


She then hands me the keys, says thank you, and didn't even look at me....... So I get inside the car like. As I watch them enter the restaurant.


So I'm driving to the parking lot and I look in the rear view mirror and see a bag with female clothes coming out.... I immediately get some ideas



I figured since this bytch wanna get an attitude with me, I'mma see what that coochie smellin like




So I drive to the waaaaay back of the parking lot near some bushes, park it, and start lookin through the bag....I feel bad for violating personal possessions, but I just wanna smell some panties.... I'm not tryna steal money or nothin.



Well I found a pair of panties at the waaaaaay bottom folded up, Immediately put them joints in my pocket and hop out.




So I can get a good whiff of this beautiful black queens coochie pheromones I go to the back door of the restaurant building in a stairwell, pull them out and take a HUGE whiff while they are still folded.....


ew.......They smell kinda like pee


So I unfold them, and notice they are old granny panties with holes in them, and they are much bigger than the younger black girl, so they must be the mommas panties



With them held in the air, I take another small sniff out of curiosity and to see if I can verify who's panties they are.... They smell like straight pee.... and they kinda got an old lady scent to them, these are definitely the mommas panties.
I'm so disgusted......



But here's the worst part...... As I look above me in the stairwell.....

..........I see a security camera looking dead at me.

My heart sank.



I then rushed back to the car, to put the panties back........ As I'm putting them in the back, it's obvious by the clothes this is an old ladies clothes. I'm not sure how I didn't notice this at first.


I then go back to work.


About 2 hours later my white Valet manager is looking at me like....
My co-workers are looking at me like and very distant, and not speaking to me.

The pretty Black manager lady over the restaurant who is really cool didn't speak to me and looked at me like as she walked past.


About 30 minutes later I see 2 white police officers and the manager of the restaurant and my manager all walk into the back office.. all of them looking at me like



My valet manager comes out and walks over and says, "You can go ahead and go home"

I'm like is everything ok?

He's like "We'll see you tomorrow"


I then get in my car and drive home............... I just got a call from the owner of the Valet company (I've never spoken to this man before), and he's telling me to come to the restaurant right now and bring all of my keys, and uniforms (this is about 5 hour earlier than my normal shift).... I think they bout to arrest me.


Any suggestions brehs?

You should go in and see what they are talking about.

 

[General Mills]

Post pics of the panties

 

[General Mills]

when he saw security cam...

I literally laughed for 5 straight minutes at that gif no lie.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Yeah I don't think they are gonna arrest me anyway, cause I don't believe they know for sure I got the panties from a customer car.... From the voicemail it seems like the security nikka saw me on cam sniffing panties and alerted everyone.

It's crazy, cause the security dude is Black and he snitched on me...and the black lady also told the valet company she not comfortable with me working there... that is 2 black people who turned on they own race.

@ChiefQueen A guy sniffing panties is very common.



I'm Black fool.



Valet work is easy to get hired, and the tips can be pretty decent..... I'm gonna try this Valet shyt one more time.

Telling on you for sniffing granny panties is not "snitching," and does not qualify as "turning on your race"

I think you need a new lineof work.. Something where you dont have to deal with anyone... Ever..

 

[n00bsauce]

Thanks for the laughs. I produced tears.

 

[LoMax30]

Yeah I don't think they are gonna arrest me anyway, cause I don't believe they know for sure I got the panties from a customer car.... From the voicemail it seems like the security nikka saw me on cam sniffing panties and alerted everyone.

It's crazy, cause the security dude is Black and he snitched on me...and the black lady also told the valet company she not comfortable with me working there... that is 2 black people who turned on they own race.

Going with the tone of the post the OP says it so casually

Security came through like

 

[thesandman]

What i don't understand is why would security alert the client? The client wouldn't have to know... That's what really doesn't make sense... Assuming the old lady didn't figure out somebody was smelling her pissy pee pants somehow...

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Oh....my.....goodness....if this ain't I feel sorry for ya...
You can't let your obsessions get you wrecked.

 

[FLORIDA BOI]

Going with the tone of the post the OP says it so casually

Security came through like

 

[ultraflexed]

It's crazy, cause the security dude is Black and he snitched on me...and the black lady also told the valet company she not comfortable with me working there... that is 2 black people who turned on they own race.

@ChiefQueen A guy sniffing panties is very common.



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so just because you fukked up at work "on purpose" you expect the security to cover for you and potentially get fired just because your both "black"........

 

[thesandman]

so just because you fukked up at work "on purpose" you expect the security to cover for you and potentially get fired just because your both "black"........

Yeah that's just some ignant shyt... But then again why would security let her know Wtf!!!

 

[morris]

Did you ever get a new job homie