I swear the bus has the most crazy people

[havoc00]

Sit behind this really really big old guy.
He's probably a good 6 foot 4,
He's talking to himself
"THE ULTIMATE" he keeps shouting
"THE ULTIMATE!"
Woman to the left of him does the finger to lips shhh signal
Big ass old guy breaks out into what can only be described as half free style rap half old man rant


He proceeds to compare this woman to the "prostitutes and whores" he's banged in extremely vivid detail and in an incredibly lyrically brutal manner.

All while shouting "THE ULTIMATE" during this, like a modern day rapper who keeps saying his own name over and over
Woman is in fukking tears by the time he is done and rings the bell, clearly getting off a few stops too early


As she's getting off he stats singing "DUN DUN DUN, ANOTHER c*nt BITES THE DUST"
He's hyped the fukk up now

Starts jumping around the buss while screaming THE ULTIMATE
I'm in tears laughing now
He see's this
He calls me "THE ULTIMATES CHAMPION"
He continues to should "THE ULTIMATE" until the point where I get off at my stop

 

[Canada Goose]

I heard stories about the fukkery that goes on on those Greyhound buses.

People getting robbed while there asleep on the bus

The drivers having the A/C on during the winter time

Riders getting all telling a employee about how they lost there luggage or how they miss their bus while the employee has the face, etc.

In all my years riding the bus in NYC I haven't seen anything too crazy which is shocking TBH

 

[Beedad]

"THE ULTIMATE" he keeps shouting
"THE ULTIMATE!"....

All while shouting "THE ULTIMATE" during this, like a modern day rapper who keeps saying his own name over and over....

Starts jumping around the buss while screaming THE ULTIMATE
I'm in tears laughing now.....

He calls me "THE ULTIMATES CHAMPION".....
He continues to should "THE ULTIMATE" until the point where I get off at my stop

 

[Pazzy]

Sit behind this really really big old guy.
He's probably a good 6 foot 4,
He's talking to himself
"THE ULTIMATE" he keeps shouting
"THE ULTIMATE!"
Woman to the left of him does the finger to lips shhh signal
Big ass old guy breaks out into what can only be described as half free style rap half old man rant


He proceeds to compare this woman to the "prostitutes and whores" he's banged in extremely vivid detail and in an incredibly lyrically brutal manner.

All while shouting "THE ULTIMATE" during this, like a modern day rapper who keeps saying his own name over and over
Woman is in fukking tears by the time he is done and rings the bell, clearly getting off a few stops too early


As she's getting off he stats singing "DUN DUN DUN, ANOTHER c*nt BITES THE DUST"
He's hyped the fukk up now

Starts jumping around the buss while screaming THE ULTIMATE
I'm in tears laughing now
He see's this
He calls me "THE ULTIMATES CHAMPION"
He continues to should "THE ULTIMATE" until the point where I get off at my stop

well, what do you expect? it's new jersey transit.

 

[GRAMMAR POLICE]

I heard stories about the fukkery that goes on on those Greyhound buses.

People getting robbed while there asleep on the bus

The drivers having the A/C on during the winter time

Riders getting all telling a employee about how they lost there luggage or how they miss their bus while the employee has the face, etc.

In all my years riding the bus in NYC I haven't seen anything too crazy which is shocking TBH

THE ULTIMATE!!!!!

 

[Beedad]

Sit behind this really really big old guy.
He's probably a good 6 foot 4,
He's talking to himself
"THE ULTIMATE" he keeps shouting
"THE ULTIMATE!"
Woman to the left of him does the finger to lips shhh signal
Big ass old guy breaks out into what can only be described as half free style rap half old man rant


He proceeds to compare this woman to the "prostitutes and whores" he's banged in extremely vivid detail and in an incredibly lyrically brutal manner.

All while shouting "THE ULTIMATE" during this, like a modern day rapper who keeps saying his own name over and over
Woman is in fukking tears by the time he is done and rings the bell, clearly getting off a few stops too early


As she's getting off he stats singing "DUN DUN DUN, ANOTHER c*nt BITES THE DUST"
He's hyped the fukk up now

Starts jumping around the buss while screaming THE ULTIMATE
I'm in tears laughing now
He see's this
He calls me "THE ULTIMATES CHAMPION"
He continues to should "THE ULTIMATE" until the point where I get off at my stop

And since you are my Jersey breh, here you go.....

 

[Atlrocafella]

When I was living in New York and whenever I go back, the bus usually has some fools on there..but nothing like taking the greyhound..that's a whole other story ..I took it once in my life, and it's been Delta flights ever since.

 

[EVILRICO]

I SEEN CRAZY shyt JUST RIDING METRO WHEN IM IN HOUSTON.

AT ONE BUS STOP, THIS FAT LADY GOT BUT NAKED AND GOT HER SELF ARRESTED
SHE WAS HIGH ON SOMETHING

THIS OTHER TIME I WAS RIDING IN THE BACK OF THE BUS TALKING TO THIS BARBER.
HE WAS TELLING ME HOW HE GOT FIRED AND THEN HE SHOWED ME HIS BAG WITH A GUN IN IT.
SAYING HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO HIS OLD JOB