so i’ve been unemployed for a minute. not gonna say how long because time isn’t real in the way y’all think it is when you don’t have anywhere to be. monday and saturday are the same shape. did you know that. nobody tells you that.
checked my account today. there’s $43 in there. and some change i’m not gonna disclose the exact amount of because that’s MY change. but here’s the thing. here’s the THING. $43 is actually a lot if you think about it correctly. that’s 43 things that cost a dollar. that’s like a small empire of dollar items. i could buy 43 lighters. why would i. doesn’t matter. the POINT is i COULD.
been eating rice. rice is undefeated btw. rice has never lost. think about it. every culture figured out rice independently that’s not a coincidence that’s a TRANSMISSION. somebody was sending us rice on purpose. i won’t say who. y’all already know.
applied to 200 jobs. heard back from zero. and i’m starting to think maybe THEY don’t exist. the jobs. has anyone here actually SEEN a job. like with their eyes. i’m not being funny i’m asking. linkedin is a video game. indeed is fan fiction. ziprecruiter is a PSYOP and i have evidence (mental).
my mama called me earlier asked if i was eating. i said yeah ma. i was eating rice while she said it so technically i wasn’t lying but also i was definitely lying. you ever lie with your mouth full of the truth. that’s a bar btw somebody take that. it’s free. everything is free when you have nothing that’s the secret they don’t want you to know.
anyway my interview today is at 12 and i’m not gonna sleep because if i sleep i might miss it and if i don’t sleep i WILL miss it but in a different way. i’m choosing my own demise like a man.
if i don’t post tomorrow assume i got the job. or assume the opposite. both are true until somebody opens the box. that’s science. that’s einstein. i read.
wish me something. anything. don’t say luck i’m full on luck i need something else
checked my account today. there’s $43 in there. and some change i’m not gonna disclose the exact amount of because that’s MY change. but here’s the thing. here’s the THING. $43 is actually a lot if you think about it correctly. that’s 43 things that cost a dollar. that’s like a small empire of dollar items. i could buy 43 lighters. why would i. doesn’t matter. the POINT is i COULD.
been eating rice. rice is undefeated btw. rice has never lost. think about it. every culture figured out rice independently that’s not a coincidence that’s a TRANSMISSION. somebody was sending us rice on purpose. i won’t say who. y’all already know.
applied to 200 jobs. heard back from zero. and i’m starting to think maybe THEY don’t exist. the jobs. has anyone here actually SEEN a job. like with their eyes. i’m not being funny i’m asking. linkedin is a video game. indeed is fan fiction. ziprecruiter is a PSYOP and i have evidence (mental).
my mama called me earlier asked if i was eating. i said yeah ma. i was eating rice while she said it so technically i wasn’t lying but also i was definitely lying. you ever lie with your mouth full of the truth. that’s a bar btw somebody take that. it’s free. everything is free when you have nothing that’s the secret they don’t want you to know.
anyway my interview today is at 12 and i’m not gonna sleep because if i sleep i might miss it and if i don’t sleep i WILL miss it but in a different way. i’m choosing my own demise like a man.
if i don’t post tomorrow assume i got the job. or assume the opposite. both are true until somebody opens the box. that’s science. that’s einstein. i read.
wish me something. anything. don’t say luck i’m full on luck i need something else
