I think I found my Donna Pinciotti

[Beerus]

Holy shyt
She tall too 5'11.
man I don't even think I want to play with tinder no more.
Tell me why I shoudn't just all my other matches delete tinder and just focus on her.
I'ma play it cool tho
Just won't act crazy like I used to a la Ted Mosby type of shyt.
but damn




























Oh yeah she's not black this time. SHE'S WHITE

 

[Jesus]

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Holy shyt
She tall too 5'11.
man I don't even think I want to play with tinder no more.
Tell me why I shoudn't just all my other matches delete tinder and just focus on her.
I'ma play it cool tho
Just won't act crazy like I used to a la Ted Mosby type of shyt.
but damn




























Oh yeah she's not black this time. SHE'S WHITE

So have you actually MET this girl or are you sprung off a tinder match?

 

[Beerus]

So have you actually MET this girl or are you sprung off a tinder match?

I could lie and say I met, but I ain't a liar.
Yeah we ain't met yet cuz i just started talking to her like thursday night. Spoke with her on the phone. it ain't a catfish cuz I checked got her FB instagram n shyt. Only reason why we ain't met is cuz its finals and shyt.

I was about to go see some other chick to hopefully get a smash but it aint happen. I could make something happen tommorow, but Topanga got me confused.

fukk I always fukk shyt up

I can't be a heartless nikka I try and then the Ted Mosby in me pulls me back






























I'm still talking to other bytches n getting their numbers tho.
Why? idk I can't stop, but maybe I should?

 

[ORDER_66]

Who fukking cares???!!!

 

[Beerus]

Who fukking cares???!!!

Then don't post in it nikka.
Shieet.
Go buy an X1 and shut up.

 

[ORDER_66]

Then don't post in it nikka.
Shieet.
Go buy an X1 and shut up.

What happened to the last topanga my nikka??!?!

 

[Beerus]

What happened to the last topanga my nikka??!?!

Man bytch was a trip so I sent her to the bushes before she could try to friendzone a nikka even tho she was sending other signals before.
Last time I'm messing with a crazy bible posting verses on facebook black woman. no
just no religious ass bytches

 

[ORDER_66]

Man bytch was a trip so I sent her to the bushes before she could try to friendzone a nikka even tho she was sending other signals before.
Last time I'm messing with a crazy bible posting verses on facebook black woman. no
just no religious ass bytches

 

[Beerus]

I'm happy my hardships with women can bring you laughter

 

[DreadHead P]

you know better breh

 

[Beerus]

you know better breh

Never had a gf. I'm trynna get one.
Yeah I'm a fool, I know better but shyt I'm a god damn fool

 

[hoodheronova]

Never had a gf. I'm trynna get one.
Yeah I'm a fool, I know better but shyt I'm a god damn fool

why

 

[wild cherry blossom]

Good for you op good luck bruh

 

[Beerus]

why

Iono really
In HS bytches was more after these thugged out nikkas and I wasn't plus I was kinda shy at that time with broads.
switched HS went to an almost all white HS lots of White broads were on my D, but I was kinda depressed n sad that I wasn't in my old HS so I did not really try to speak with people there unless they went to my old HS or played ball. Yeah I missed out on a lot of broads there like a dumbass. Ever since then I've been trying to catch up for the lack of experience a nikka got. right now could I walk up to a bytch and talk and get her number yeah. am I a virgin? no. Probably coulda gotten one last year but she was bat shyt crazy and I did not really care.

I mean id like to have a GF to see how it is I kinda did everything cept that. But I wont make myself look like a god damn fool with women on some letting walk all over for it to happen. I'm more of a loner in certain cases. Oh yeah almost got one last month but I fukked it up by telling her the truth to her bout me not having a GF(yep its all a learning curve to me always lie to bytches from now on)


Anyways I just got matched wit another white bihh she 6'0 :(she dont look better than topanga tho) bout to bag up really quick. and for Topanga iono I guess I have to keep on baggin chicks so I dont come out as a clingy needy ass nikka when I speak with her.