I think I'm a Vampire

[observe]

i function better at nite

I like my steak bloody

I hate crosses cuz I'm atheist

I wanna prey on beautiful women

Bats are cool

I like old shyt,, like old castles and old paintings

I just might be a vampire brehs

 

[Remote]

Well, if you think you want to impale human beings by shoving wooden pikes up their anuses through to their heads, then you just might be Vlad the Impaler.

He was, I believe, the guy Dracula was based on.

 

[observe]

Well, if you think you want to impale human beings by shoving wooden pikes up their anuses through to their heads, then you just might be Vlad the Impaler.

He was, I believe, the guy Dracula was based on.

I know this breh,, but I'm talking about a fictional vampire,, I don't wanna say fictional cuz I believe they're real,, but I might have to delete this thread just in case we got a few vampire hunters here

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Do you feel sick whenever you eat garlic ?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Liking bloody steak doesnt make ypu a vampire. it makes you a cac

 

[joeychizzle]

believe you are a 14 year old white girl's fantasy brehs.
"i think i'm a vampire"

try biting a bytch's neck and see if you quench your eternal thirst

 

[Raye82]

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[chief_keef_stan]

I wouldn't be surpsied u half cracka excess mayo loving mothafuka

 

[Mowgli]

i function better at nite

I like my steak bloody

I hate crosses cuz I'm atheist

I wanna prey on beautiful women

Bats are cool

I like old shyt,, like old castles and old paintings

I just might be a vampire brehs