I Think My Homeboy Might Be Gay

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So I decided to share this secret knowledge with my homeboy. I told him, the only thing you need to do to stop smoking cigarettes instantly, is to imagine that the cigarette is a dikk. So that means that every time you smoke a cigarette, you are putting a dikk in your mouth. You are in essence, puffing on a Penis.


Were you speaking from experience?
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He's a cigarette smoker and has been having trouble quitting. Being a true friend, I decided to help him out. I told him I had a fool proof tactic that would guarantee that he would quit IMMEDIATELY!

If it was anyone else, I would charge them for this hidden and rare technique. I almost don't want to put it on The Coli because tobacco companies will probably try to destroy my life for fukking with their money, but I'm a G like that so I don't even care.

This is a powerful technique that has a 100% guarantee of success for straight men.

So I decided to share this secret knowledge with my homeboy. I told him, the only thing you need to do to stop smoking cigarettes instantly, is to imagine that the cigarette is a dikk. So that means that every time you smoke a cigarette, you are putting a dikk in your mouth. You are in essence, puffing on a Penis.

Feeling proud of myself for such a gratuitous gesture, I was taken aback when my homeboy gave me the:what: look and lit up a Newport. I think I may have to cut ties with him because he is clearly gay.
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