I think my homie might be gay

[Draje]

So a couple of my buddies came through the crib to watch the playoffs and play 2K (Two TV set up is like ) plus do the usual. Discuss hoes, talk shyt, and drink beer.

So my homie comes through and he has some cat with him that I never met and introduces us like "This my co-worker, Trey. He cool people, Breh".



Aight, aight...maybe he just new to the city and my homie trying to be friendly. So this cat Trey seems alright. Garbage at 2K but chill. So I ask this dude to grab me two beers out if the cooler and pass them to me.

This nikka bent over at the Fukkin waist to dig for those beers.

Happened so quick and do naturally that I was like

This nikkas knees didn't even try to bend and then he has the nerve to be like "I made sure to get you the ones from the bottom. You like 'em cold, right? "



Shyt made me mad uncomfortable and I don't even got a problem with gay people but I dunno if my buddy is gay and didn't tell me or what the Fukk is going on with this shyt.

 

[Crakface]

How tall was he?

 

[Myrical Lyfe]

So a couple of my buddies came through the crib to watch the playoffs and play 2K (Two TV set up is like ) plus do the usual. Discuss hoes, talk shyt, and drink beer.

So my homie comes through and he has some cat with him that I never met and introduces us like "This my co-worker, Trey. He cool people, Breh".



Aight, aight...maybe he just new to the city and my homie trying to be friendly. So this cat Trey seems alright. Garbage at 2K but chill. So I ask this dude to grab me two beers out if the cooler and pass them to me.

This nikka bent over at the Fukkin waist to dig for those beers.

Happened so quick and do naturally that I was like

This nikkas knees didn't even try to bend and then he has the nerve to be like "I made sure to get you the ones from the bottom. You like 'em cold, right? "



Shyt made me mad uncomfortable and I don't even got a problem with gay people but I dunno if my buddy is gay and didn't tell me or what the Fukk is going on with this shyt.

Uncomfortable with your sexualality?

 

[Draje]

How tall was he?

My size, give or take so about 5''11

 

[Draje]

Uncomfortable with your sexualality?

Not really. I got plenty of gay friends but I know they're gay. This dude been my Breh for like 8-9 years and he never gave me any inclination that he might be gay or anything.

If he is, it'd be a shock but I wouldn't stop being his buddy. It ain't like he ever hit on me or anything so I wouldn't really care other than wonder why he wasn't just upfront with me.

 

[AJtheOne]

So a couple of my buddies came through the crib to watch the playoffs and play 2K (Two TV set up is like ) plus do the usual. Discuss hoes, talk shyt, and drink beer.

So my homie comes through and he has some cat with him that I never met and introduces us like "This my co-worker, Trey. He cool people, Breh".



Aight, aight...maybe he just new to the city and my homie trying to be friendly. So this cat Trey seems alright. Garbage at 2K but chill. So I ask this dude to grab me two beers out if the cooler and pass them to me.

This nikka bent over at the Fukkin waist to dig for those beers.

Happened so quick and do naturally that I was like

This nikkas knees didn't even try to bend and then he has the nerve to be like "I made sure to get you the ones from the bottom. You like 'em cold, right? "



Shyt made me mad uncomfortable and I don't even got a problem with gay people but I dunno if my buddy is gay and didn't tell me or what the Fukk is going on with this shyt.

at the bolded

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

That's how they do. The blend in and infiltrate straight groups like the Terminator.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

The OG Post Followed By "How Tall Was He" Got Me Dying I Dunno Why LOL

 

[Taadow]

So...you think ya boy is gay...
because of something the other dude did...



that had nothing to do with a penis?

 

[ItWasWritten]

5 star and pos rep for this story, nothing like a good laugh before hitting the bricks. That "you like 'em cold don't you?" line floored me.

Bravo sir.

 

[KOOL-AID]

birds of the same feather flock together

 

[Draje]

That's how they do. The blend in and infiltrate straight groups like the Terminator.

They just need to be open about it.

So...you think ya boy is gay...
because of something the other dude did...



that had nothing to do with a penis?

Shut your ass up before I crane kick your head clean off your neck, nikka.

If you saw a nikka bend over like this, you wouldn't think that's a little moist?

birds of the same feather flock together

Don't make me Fukk you up like Evil Stewie did, Breh.

 

[Taadow]

If you saw a nikka bend over like this, you wouldn't think that's a little moist?

Oh - you didn't say he had a thong on. That's different.

And why were you watching him get the drinks out?

 

[Draje]

Oh - you didn't say he had a thong on. That's different.

And why were you watching him get the drinks out?

He didn't have a thing on but that's how he bent over to get the drinks.

And why was I watching him? I ran into the kitchen, asked him to grab the drinks and that happened. I didn't think he was gonna bend over in the most feminine way possible.

FOH

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Basically that nikka made a pass at you and wanted to feel out the vibe