I think my homie might be gay

ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA

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Your mother is knuckle dragging c*nt who should be shot for not yanking you out of her crusty vagina with a dirty coat hanger before you came to term.

Your father ran over a tramp with a syringe needle attached to her throat, the tramp was none other than a pregnant cum bucket slut about to give birth to your deformed HIV infested c*nt of a self.
 

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Your father ran over a tramp with a syringe needle attached to her throat, the tramp was none other than a pregnant cum bucket slut about to give birth to your deformed HIV infested c*nt of a self.

Wait, I'm confused. My father ran over my pregnant mother, who was apparently pregnant with me, but then how is the guy who ran her over my dad?

Did my dad meet her, knock her up, stick a syringe in her throat, and then run her over? Did my dad know she had HIV before he had sex with her?

So many twists and turns.
 

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Wait, I'm confused. My father ran over my pregnant mother, who was apparently pregnant with me, but then how is the guy who ran her over my dad?

Did my dad meet her, knock her up, stick a syringe in her throat, and then run her over? Did my dad know she had HIV before he had sex with her?

So many twists and turns.

He's her Pimp.
 

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:deadmanny: that shyt was gay af :mjlol:

Ish had me like ....

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Did he have a fatty when he bent over?

:merchant:
 

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Why would you tell a complete stranger to go searching through your stuff? :why:
 

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Why would you tell a complete stranger to go searching through your stuff? :why:

The Fukk? The cooler was in the kitchen, by the dude's feet. It wasn't like I told this nikka to go rummaging through my bedroom.

:ufdup:
 

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The Fukk? The cooler was in the kitchen, by the dude's feet. It wasn't like I told this nikka to go rummaging through my bedroom.

:ufdup:

It's your place, you should have went for the beers yourself.
 
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