If I had my way Lebron would just send a wire to the Associated Press that heās retired.
Do it quietly.
You already know how this will really end though.
He will be on a retirement tour. The team wonāt be very good. Celebrities will turn out for his final game. And the coliās resident Kobe stans will be trolling that he didnāt score 60 pts and create this huge memorable ending to his career.
Itāll either be that, or he will have a catastrophic injury that will take the air out of everything.
"Thanks, Obama!"