VertigoKnight
Veteran
I'm here for the roast session
You know you've caught a real 'L' when even Reggie is here for the fukkery
I threw every trick I had at the book at her but she was dry as a bone
- Thread starter Basil of Baker Street
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You know you've caught a real 'L' when even Reggie is here for the fukkery
@Basil of Baker Street 
I’m sorry.
Anytime a man can’t get my juices flowing it’s because I’m not really feeling him. I’ve been sick, stressed, mad, etc and it still got wet.
VertigoKnight
Veteran
mods lets keep this shyt open.
Lots of potential
Lots of potential
Silky Johnson
The Master Investbreh
You share that girl
its over fam
Peter Popoff
Black uptowns and a chess board nıgga
Time to waive her and find new members for your roster. It has happened to all of us at some point in time. I can't really roast you cause there's women like that. Sometimes it's a mental block, sometimes she's just a hoe with another nikka. Just make sure you not living with her.
maybe she found out about your lies and lost attraction 
1. I told her I make six figs and I'm in a leadership role. Not true.
2. I told her I have all types of investments and residual income. Not true.
3. I told her I have a retirement plan in place that will have me retired by 50. Not even close.
4. I told her I have close friends...not true. This is probably the main one that will screw me...she's wanting a wedding where there's like best man and groomsmen and stuff but I have absolutely no one to fill those roles.
5. I lied about my body count.
6. I lied about pretty much all of my previous relationships.
7. I lied about never cheating. I have. Including cheating on her.
8. I lied about being a Christian. I really could not give a shyt and actually prefer not to go to church ever.
Secure Da Bag
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Basil of Baker Street
Banned
I’m sorry.
Anytime a man can’t get my juices flowing it’s because I’m not really feeling him. I’ve been sick, stressed, mad, etc and it still got wet.
I’ve been with her for 3 years though. What seriously makes a vagina stay dry though when a lot of foreplay is going down?
seriously if Quasimodo was rubbing on your p*ssy it’s going to get wet if you like it or not. Is it like a medical thing even?
think hard. When was the last time you just did not get wet and the reasons behind it.
Basil of Baker Street
Banned
maybe she found out about your lies and lost attraction
she doesn’t know about any of that shyt.
Toe Jay Simpson
Searchin’
That’s a dude
FeloniousMonk
Dont mind me..Im a azzhole
Yeah breh.
If your chick lets you go trough the motions to get her wet and she's like
.
She bored with your same moves.
For the fact..if she was into you, your mere presence...would keep her...at least moist..
If your chick lets you go trough the motions to get her wet and she's like
.She bored with your same moves.
For the fact..if she was into you, your mere presence...would keep her...at least moist..
She belongs to the skreets, breh.
