I told a chick that I got Doofus dikk this morning and she got pissed...

[Robo Squirrel]

Doofus dikk just means you got Stupid Pipe.


(I just made it up)

Her: Nixxa you got what? (Click)

She hung the phone up and now my calls are going straight to VM

The moral of the story is don't mess with a female who is always acting super cereal.

 

[Heafcliffe]

"cereal," b?

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

Yall were probably talking about when you were gonna give her a ride to work and you said that dumb shyt so she hung up on your simp ass.

 

[RhodyRum]

Doofus dikk just means you got Stupid Pipe.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[FeloniousMonk]

You gave her visuals of this dude-

 

[blockburna420]

so you told a chick you got "doofus dikk" this morning.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I would've hung up on you too.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

cac

 

[PortCityProphet]

this fool described his dikk with something that sound like a STD

 

[Wallychamp]

Breh what was the context of the convo?

 

[King Jae]

...just talk urself all the way out the p*ssy huh man....

 

[Red Comp]

I would've hung up on you too.

No you would not have.

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Y'all nikkas crazy. Why you just ain't say you had good pipe? ()

 

[RhodyRum]

...just talk urself all the way out the p*ssy huh man....

And then jump on The Coli to tell a tale of grandiose immaturity in hopes that brehs gonna have a raucous laugh about it while patting him on the back talking about "Atta-boy! #HOH #GMB"