I told a chick that I got Doofus dikk this morning and she got pissed...

[Robo Squirrel]

u so mad had to quote me twice

What cornball tells a chick he got "doofus dikk" just a goofy nikka like you who ain't used to talking to women

Next time a chick asks you for a ride to work, don't say no silly shyt like that again nikka

Stop going out of your way to join my threads just to talk shyt. I don't even know you. This ain't the first time. I'm just going to say this 1 or it's the chopping block.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I thought we were cool...

We are.

Respectfully....

I would've hung up on you too.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

I don't even know you.

You said this like it's not a public online forum with anonymous users cornball

 

[Black Steph Curry]

Hol up. Op you mozzy's mustache?

 

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

Doofus dikk just means you got Stupid Pipe.

:homerdead::homerdead::homerdead:

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Hol up. Op you mozzy's mustache?

Yeah he is lol

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse than 'Slam ass'...oh, boy

 

[Makavalli]

type of lingo that turn that ocean mist sahara dry

talk yourself OUT of the pusse brehs

Nikkas spitting that baby powder game making sure nothing perspires

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Nikkas spitting that baby powder game making sure nothing perspires

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Breh what was the context of the convo?

It was aggressive sexual content.


Blah blah blah blah...
Me: You know I got that Doofus dikk right?
Her: Nixxa, you got Doofus what?!?
Me: That Doofu...
Her: Click
Me: Awwwww hell nah

 

[JQ Legend]

When tryna keep it weezy goes wrong.

Nikkas spitting that baby powder game making sure nothing perspires

Ayoooooooo

 

[Sccit]

IMAGINE A FEMALE TELLIN U SHE HAD PUTRID PUSY

SMH

 

[Bart simpson]

:homerdead::homerdead::homerdead:

Dead Bart

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[Robo Squirrel]

Raggedy p*ssy yea....quality p*ssy not so much...plus bruh fumbled on the goal line...u talk all that fly shyt after u fukked not before

 

[knickscity]

She was gonna let you hit until you started speaking.