I took mad Ls tonight MAD Ls.....

[lachreyatarbabypits]

 

[Ronnie Lott]

This story reminds me of this one time this same thing almost happend to me a few yrs back. I had plans to hang out with this chick, we were just gonna chill at her plce. Now mind u this was our 2nd time hangin out and I hadn't smashd yet. So I'm drivin to her crib and as I pull into the parking lot at her apt complex my stomach did arumble in the bronx! Haha. Like that rumble of I gotta take that diarhea rumble. She calls me on the fone and tells me where I should park. She can see me from her balcony, so I couldn't just drive off. I tried to convice myself that it was just gas. I ripped a few farts in my car before I went in her crib. I thought I was in the clear. And BAM, it hit me. I had to a shhyt. I'm talkin 911 emergency diarrhea! I started sweating. I had to think of a way to get out ofthere fast.. before I. Got to her crib I mde the fatal mistake of drinking a protein shake after my workout, and for dinner I ate a superburrito, with extra hot sauce, peppers etc. Bad combo. Word of advice never drink a protein shake and eat hot mexican food on your way to kick it with a broad. You will regret it.. So instead of goin into her bathroom and blowing the doors off , I had to think of an excuse to get up outta there. I acted like I got a text from 1 of my boys. I told her that my boy left his keys in my car and that I had to drive over to him to drop his keys off. She bought it and I ran up outta that chicks house, mashed to the nearest gas station, ran in and got the bathroom key that was attached to a hub cap and blew that gas station bathroom. I went back to the chicks house and smashed! Great ending to my night without embarasing myself!

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

She got a dude now. Never got to redeem myself. What I realized later is that I was having a panic attack and she has them too, severe ones. If I had know then what I known now we could have bonded over our shared conditions then.....

 

[jking23258]

 

[Cat piss martini]

I know that feeling man.
this one time my ex was on the toilet chillin and i
kept telling her it was real....
kicked the door in,ripped that bytch off the toilet
and had a seat

 

[SwagKingKong]

at that whole story

 

[Alexander Wiggin]

you get credit for just sitting down and keeping your cool in front of her. that booty heat is a test of willpower, have a nikka sweating and loses senses of hearing and seeing, then when you the feel boo boo shift around.

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

 

[Capitol]

She got a dude now. Never got to redeem myself. What I realized later is that I was having a panic attack and she has them too, severe ones. If I had know then what I known now we could have bonded over our shared conditions then.....

Why didn't you play the sympathy card?

 

[Still Benefited]

Wait a minute,so panic attacks make you diarhea?

 

[Lavish]

Just be glad when you got the fiesta there was a toilet available

because all that build up ...to just be denied a seat and turned away, would be enough psychological damage for you to give in to the temptation and blow your boxers out ya pant leg ....and that doo doo smell would travel in that car with you till you got home

 

[Slystallion]

The rule of the three S's before a date

shyt
Shower
Shave

 

[Steve Piffler]

Like when she was driving 20 when she should have been driving 80 I wanted to just yell like THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION, DRIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!! It took everything I had man. Like I could feel my eyes ramping up tear production just in case the worst happened.

And I didn't eat anything too bad either. I had ribs for breakfast, a giant cookie, and a giant shake. And a Sugar Daddy. No homo.

And I've NEVER been to a clean Fiesta. NEVER. I'm like do they build these with the grime and just overall scustness already in place?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClhTRcv_PPI&feature=player_detailpage#t=80s]Don't be a Menace driving test funny. - YouTube[/ame]

 

[flea]

nikka had ribs for breakfast the fukk u think was gonna happen?

 

[blackzeus]

Wouldn't Pepto Bismol make you want to sh*t more? Anyway, keep it movin', we've all take an L. That's why I don't like takin' a girl out to dinner. sometimes food doesn't sit right with you. Ice cream my man, ice cream