I understand Indians now. Smell makes sense

[CopiousX]

I know this is a random thread , but i smell almost exactly like an indian now, and its eye opening.





I made the mistake last night of ordering pizza with a garlic parmesan crust, which had garlic flakes on top of it. I foolishly thought that no harm could come from adding generous amounts of garlic sauce on top of it.


Now I admit it tasted a little bit funny when I bit into the pizza, but i unfortunately didn't stop at one bite. The garlic gave the pizza a very grassy taste.




But now fast forward to almost 16 hours later, and I can't get the smell off of me !?




I have showered twice, brushed my teeth twice, and even used mouthwash. But I can't stop my breath from smelling like garlic, or my clothes. I mean for God's sake I woke up this morning and my sheets still smelled like garlic.





And that's when it hit me, "Is this what its like to be Indian ?"







No , but in all seriousness. Do any of yall know how to fix this? Im not trying to go to work like this. Halp !?

 

[Elim Garak]

It's in your pores lol.

 

[cyndaquil]

To fix it you have to fukk an Indian vampire. The juices of her vampiric p*ssy mixed with coriander and Turmeric combined with her reaction to the garlic from her sanguinare vampiris disease will neutralize it

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Leak Garlic sauce and claim to be Indian at 7am, brehs

 

[CopiousX]

It's in your pores lol.

But how are you supposed to clean pores? I thought showers did that

 

[Elim Garak]

But how are you supposed to clean pores? I thought showers did that

Get a few good workouts in you will be fine lol.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

If you want the absence of smell look for the absence of culture

 

[O.T.I.S.]

But how are you supposed to clean pores? I thought showers did that

Sauna…


But you gonna have it smelling like a gas station bathroom though

 

[Fillerguy]

You've never had garlic before?

 

[Wildin]

But how are you supposed to clean pores? I thought showers did that

You have to take cold showers. Ice cold. Not luke warm. In fact don't even touch the hot water tap.

I'm not trolling either.

 

[Doobie Doo]

And that's when it hit me, "Is this what its like to be Indian ?"

If this monitor lizard doesn't arouse you then you have no idea what it's like. HOW CAN YOU CAP!!!!

 

[ucanthandlethetruth]

I know this is a random thread , but i smell almost exactly like an indian now, and its eye opening.





I made the mistake last night of ordering pizza with a garlic parmesan crust, which had garlic flakes on top of it. I foolishly thought that no harm could come from adding generous amounts of garlic sauce on top of it.


Now I admit it tasted a little bit funny when I bit into the pizza, but i unfortunately didn't stop at one bite. The garlic gave the pizza a very grassy taste.




But now fast forward to almost 16 hours later, and I can't get the smell off of me !?




I have showered twice, brushed my teeth twice, and even used mouthwash. But I can't stop my breath from smelling like garlic, or my clothes. I mean for God's sake I woke up this morning and my sheets still smelled like garlic.





And that's when it hit me, "Is this what its like to be Indian ?"







No , but in all seriousness. Do any of yall know how to fix this? Im not trying to go to work like this. Halp !?

Drink a glass full of raw curry powder mixed in 1/4 cup of water... garlic smell will be gone asap

 

[Phitz]

nah man, ALOT literally think deoderant is the devil

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Get the nap outta here

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Keep in mind garlic is a good to keep flies away. And that’s important if you are in an area where people don’t use toilets and shyt out in the open.