I used the phrase :dead: at work today

[Ciggavelli]

I was thinking, I actually use a lot in everyday conversation (and yeah, I do say blessed while doing it...)

 

[the cac mamba]

honestly breh sayin 'dead' isnt like that weird of a thing to say

its not like someone said somethin funny and you were like "lol bron" or somthin

 

[swimmingpools]

Plenty of people say "dead" or "damn Im dead" in response to something funny or ridiculous offline. Ive been hearing it for years, and I even use it sometimes.

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[Kisame]

I've turn "it's so denomic friend" and "get_____breh" into office slang. Everyone who i deal with at work on a daily basis uses it and they are slowly spreading it to the people they deal with

Get' IM from account manager:

AM: Hey you there? Oh my god my customers environment is not working They can't even get to the internet...He says...hold on...what is it Robert ...he said the IP address is comflobulated in the internal slanderdrive of the vortex DNS...can you fix it.

Me: What's the account number?

AM: 12345

Me: This acount is still in implementation, why was it turned over to the customer? His ports are not even trunked yet...

AM: Well if I get it to them 72 hours before the delivery date I get an extra 3 % commission can you help me out

Me: Give customers an environment that isn't finish yet so you can make a quick buck breh

AM: it's either if they never worked with me before, or if they have...for the ones who fukk up all the time they will beat me to the punch and be like "i know i know, give it to the customer before it's done breh but can you help me out"

"It's so demonic friend" just rolls off the tongue so easily that i say it without really realizing i am saying it.

On a conference call with the customer:

Customer : Duckbutta we would like to know how long it would take you to turn up another pod for this customer.

Me: We just finished the other one two days ago so that project is complete

Customer: Right but...looking at what we have...we are going to need another one...what is the turn around time for that?

Me: You got to go and talk to sales

Sales guy randomly taking his phone of mute : Uh duckbutta hey this is Charlie...look here...this is a very important customer who has a priority 3 rating so if we can just get a pod turned up the customer and i can work out the paperwork later...so what is out timetable looking like

Me: There is no such thing as a priority 3 rating...it's so denomic friends

Sales guy: yes i agree this is a devilish situation but these are the cards we have been dealt

Customer: demonic

 

[jackswstd]

I use all the time. Makes chicks smile but if they only knew.

 

[Lavish]

The other day at work someone fukked up and i just pointed at him