I used to call it “old timers disease” 🤷🏾‍♂️ and lumafoil 🧐

[ajnapoleon]

And I would fight you to the end of time saying I was right

 

[boogers]

yea i believe they are called mondegreens or eggcorns... like when people mishear jimi hendrix "excuse me while i kiss this guy"

obligatory

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

you know quasimodo predicted all this