I want to actually meet some COLI members....

[So-Chi]

The scary truth is if this DID happen, it would change the coli forever. The fact you can put faces, clothes, and voices to these random internet people will be hilarious. Imagine finding out Art barr was trolling the whole time and is split your side laughing funny...or that big business is really a quiet, reserved 17 year old girl (no diss). Or that Token is really 25 and slutty.

 

[the cool]

lets all have a meetup and not say a word to each other, instead we bring all of our laptops and type in the coli like we do here.

 

[mcellas]

I wanna meet @Missinterpreted and get in her ass

 

[Fredrick Thuglas]

I tried this and only 4 people came\


Photo by illadope • Instagram
Photo by illadope • Instagram

Well, judging by the pic in your avi...you look like you was probably gonna try to sell nikkas incense and homemade oils. I wouldn't have went to your holistic ass get together neither

 

[Mowgli]

I wouldn't go if even if I was around yal nikkas. Its gonna be @colicolicoli freak ass tryna give @houston911 a lap dance. He's not gonna be paying her no mind cause his sweet tea ass is gonna be arguing with @Kind Gentleman on who is more lightskin.

@ikbm will be on the other side of the room with @Token having an awkward conversation about youtube rappers from Chicago. While @Broke Wave will be somewhere humming Bone Thugs in Harmony melodies and rating which coli nikka is the cutest.

@Resident Lesbian is gonna try to slip @SensationalTee a micky and @RandomRN86 is gonna be groping on @innocentdevil but its okay cause she's a nurse.

@msims is gonna be doing pushups in the hallway...while @Mowgli shadow boxes in the corner. @BrothaZay is gonna spend all night cracking jokes on @malcolmxxx_45. @havoc is gonna come wearing the same thing from 3 days ago, throwing up from all the 40's he was drinking on his way.

@KenyaDoll is gonna be tryna stick her tongue in my ear but Imma tell her that she's moving too fast and I want to get to know her first. While @ClassyME is watching from the side, she's gonna get jealous and force me into a threesome with her.


fukk all that, too much will fukkery will ensue.

Please nikka im going to impregnate Random for 3 hours and leave. I give daps to the coli chat crew and to the rest of these fukk boys. I learned in 2012 that you have to separate yourself from fukk boys. This is something yall should also learn.

 

[thoushallhustle]

No I said new years... I asked if you down for the ATL meet up. I've never been there so it would be a nice opportunity to catch up with my friends who live there. Get a nice hotel (whichever best overlooks the city )

Spoiler

Damn, lotta Coli lives in ATL... Maybe I can grab a coffee with @thoushallhustle too while Ii'm there

Im not in ATL anymore sadly but if you ever in LA holla at ya girl

 

[#1 pick]

Thief and couple others in DC ladies in the area. I don't mind meeting mastermind. He seems cool and loves soccer.

 

[opulence]

I just want t to cum and stare at everyone from a corner in the room

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

I just want t to cum and stare at everyone from a corner in the room

 

[MouseTeeth]

If there was an NYC meetup I'd go ...we should actually organize and rent out a fly spot w a DJ/Drinks etc...bring hoes (if anybody here actually associates w females in real life) ...I dono it could b cool as a yearly thing...shyt, redditors do it ? Y not us?

Oh yeah , ppl would actually have to face their e-beefs head on..all those neg reps you hand out could have dire consequences attached to em

 

[Token]

It took longer finding the correct spelling for all these lame ass names.

EDIT: Wait, so you think the threesome thing is a stretch?

Glad my name ain't wack.

Yes the 3some is a stretch.....that's the only thing I don't see happening.

Or that Token is really 25 and slutty.

Hey hey hey.....I am a lady and a scholar. Now whether or not I'm lying about my age isn't really important.

 

[BlackZilla]

Too bad I don't live in the US lol

 

[illadope]

Well, judging by the pic in your avi...you look like you was probably gonna try to sell nikkas incense and homemade oils. I wouldn't have went to your holistic ass get together neither

 

[Cuban Pete]

if it aint @RandomRN86 I aint tryna meet none of you mufukkas in real life

 

[RandomRN86]

if it aint @RandomRN86 I aint tryna meet none of you mufukkas in real life

@305DeadCounty