I Was A Cable Guy. I Saw The Worst Of America.
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Good read, her stories are similar to the craziness that my last cable guy told me about. Dude’s name was Larry (no joke) and he once punched someone through a screen door for talking shyt. Another time a customer’s entire floor was covered in roaches.
it's funny that the first thing the article mentions is the terrible smell of some homes and the terrible conditions animals are kept in.
i went into one home that i call the house of a 1,000 cats.
the ammonia in the air was painful.
my eyes, nose and mouth were on full
so many cats.
so much piss and shyt.
i should have left but i did not know any better so i stayed and finished the job.
another place i went to was with this old dude and a rather large 2 story home full of dogs.
imagine a filthy dog.
now cover it in water.
now let it play in garbage.
now piss on it.
this is how the home smelled....imagine how it looked.
his daughter came to visit him as i was leaving.
she was a 7/10.
we talked for a min and i mentioned the state of her father's home.
she just
and acknowledged that he was a slob.
i took a final glance at her t*ts and got back on the road.
i got more stories but i gotta
right now.
i went into one home that i call the house of a 1,000 cats.
the ammonia in the air was painful.
my eyes, nose and mouth were on full
so many cats.
so much piss and shyt.
i should have left but i did not know any better so i stayed and finished the job.
another place i went to was with this old dude and a rather large 2 story home full of dogs.
imagine a filthy dog.
now cover it in water.
now let it play in garbage.
now piss on it.
this is how the home smelled....imagine how it looked.
his daughter came to visit him as i was leaving.
she was a 7/10.
we talked for a min and i mentioned the state of her father's home.
she just
and acknowledged that he was a slob.i took a final glance at her t*ts and got back on the road.
i got more stories but i gotta
right now.
i have a coke story and a sex swing story that i'll drop tomorrow.
i have pole climbing stories as well.
i have pole climbing stories as well.
levitate
I love you, you know.
But was the ass sitting nice?
i would not have mentioned her is the ass was not on point.
she was slim thick and cute.
levitate
I love you, you know.
Yeah them Cat Houses aint nothing ta fukk Wit
Bumrush Bros.
THERES ONLY ENOUGH ROOM FOR 1 LIL MAMA STAN HERE
man... this is my area the treh is talking about 
88m3
Fast Money & Foreign Objects
Was she an Arabial?
nah, white chick.
i was in this guys house to fix something one day and he started talking about partying.
he was a middle aged white guy.
he tried to talk me into driving him an hour and a half away to get coke.
first of all, i don't fukk with coke so i told him no but he kept pushing it.
i told him i'm working and i'm not driving him to get coke.
fukking crazy.
he was a middle aged white guy.
he tried to talk me into driving him an hour and a half away to get coke.
first of all, i don't fukk with coke so i told him no but he kept pushing it.
i told him i'm working and i'm not driving him to get coke.
fukking crazy.
i was in a guys bedroom to fix some shyt.
the cable came in to the bedroom and then ran into another adjacent room.
there was a swing hanging from the ceiling at the foot of his bed.
there were feathers on the ropes and he positioned himself so that the swing was directly between us as we spoke.
we were probably 8-10 feet apart from each other.
i stepped to the side so that the swing was not obstructing my view of him.
he countered my move so that the swing was directly between us again.
this happened a few times.
he obviously wanted to draw my attention to his swing.
i followed the cable to the room were the problem was and got the fukk out of there.
the cable came in to the bedroom and then ran into another adjacent room.
there was a swing hanging from the ceiling at the foot of his bed.
there were feathers on the ropes and he positioned himself so that the swing was directly between us as we spoke.
we were probably 8-10 feet apart from each other.
i stepped to the side so that the swing was not obstructing my view of him.
he countered my move so that the swing was directly between us again.
this happened a few times.
he obviously wanted to draw my attention to his swing.
i followed the cable to the room were the problem was and got the fukk out of there.
I worked for Child Protective Services right after college. The shyt I saw and smelled