DatLBCGuy562
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Soooo. I need some advice. I was leaving for work this morning and was getting in my car. While putting the keys in my pocket, I accidentally hit the panic alarm on my car. That shyt was LOUD. So, I'm fumbling around, trying to hurry up and turn that shyt off. It was going off maybe about 10 seconds before I silenced it...no harm, no foul, right?
WRONG!
There was a run down van parked next to my car that I had paid little attention to. I hear the side door sliding open and some middle aged, fat, clearly mentally ill white woman comes barging out, on some, "can I say something really quick?"
I guess she was asleep in the van. And I can already tell by her tone, she was looking to start some bullshyt. I told her "I'm afraid not, I'm already running a bit behind". So then this crazy bytch starts going into one of those 5150 homeless person rants (yall know the ones) calling me a fukking a$$hole and rude and some other incoherent shyt I won't begin to try to understand.
So, I get in my car to leave. This bytch stands behind my car to prevent me from backing out
At this point, I'm irritated and already running late. So I hop out my car and start yelling for her to get the fukk outta my way. She keeps cursing me out, in full blown psychotic episode at this point, and STILL won't move. Soooo...I grabbed a cup of sweet tea that I forgot in my cup holder from the night before and throw the whole cup at this psycho bytch, drenching her
So she moves, in shock. I put my car into gear and hurriedly start backing out before she can block me in again. She starts yelling out my plate number and saying she's calling the police to say that I assaulted her
There were no witnesses (that I know of) and I just drove away with this crazy bytch still in the middle of the street, shouting obscenities. Soooo....should I be worried brehs? Does she have action at getting me arrested or charged?
Typical white bytch. They start the confrontation, are the primary aggressor, and then, when there is a reaction to THEIR initial actions, they go immediately into victim mode and get Johnny Law involved. Man. fukk these people...anyone ever had this situation before? Can't lie. I'm a little worried. I work for the federal government and my record being impeccable and spotless is mandatory for me keeping my job...
sorry for the long read...
WRONG!
There was a run down van parked next to my car that I had paid little attention to. I hear the side door sliding open and some middle aged, fat, clearly mentally ill white woman comes barging out, on some, "can I say something really quick?"
I guess she was asleep in the van. And I can already tell by her tone, she was looking to start some bullshyt. I told her "I'm afraid not, I'm already running a bit behind". So then this crazy bytch starts going into one of those 5150 homeless person rants (yall know the ones) calling me a fukking a$$hole and rude and some other incoherent shyt I won't begin to try to understand.
So, I get in my car to leave. This bytch stands behind my car to prevent me from backing out
At this point, I'm irritated and already running late. So I hop out my car and start yelling for her to get the fukk outta my way. She keeps cursing me out, in full blown psychotic episode at this point, and STILL won't move. Soooo...I grabbed a cup of sweet tea that I forgot in my cup holder from the night before and throw the whole cup at this psycho bytch, drenching her
So she moves, in shock. I put my car into gear and hurriedly start backing out before she can block me in again. She starts yelling out my plate number and saying she's calling the police to say that I assaulted her
There were no witnesses (that I know of) and I just drove away with this crazy bytch still in the middle of the street, shouting obscenities. Soooo....should I be worried brehs? Does she have action at getting me arrested or charged?
Typical white bytch. They start the confrontation, are the primary aggressor, and then, when there is a reaction to THEIR initial actions, they go immediately into victim mode and get Johnny Law involved. Man. fukk these people...anyone ever had this situation before? Can't lie. I'm a little worried. I work for the federal government and my record being impeccable and spotless is mandatory for me keeping my job...
sorry for the long read...
I got $5 towards your bail
