I was bored today so I took a day off work and applied to 300 jobs

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Serious question, can a person get fined or sent to jail for lying on their resume?

Say I wanna be a manager at some random place. I had fake experience on my resume, got hired, and developed a manager gimmick for five years. What would happdn if they disocver I'm a fraud?

Please don’t listen to advice in this thread. The fact that most people don’t see that applying for 300 jobs in one day is inefficient as hell, and likely untrue considering the time it takes to enter in info and shyt. The fact people in here entertaining this silly shyt just means most not too experienced. So I’m assuming people gonna tell you don’t lie or that you can get locked up for lying on your resume. Man look, here lie through your mothafukking teeth. Lie as much as you think you can get away with. Mothafukka put a whole different college on the resume if you want to. People in here gonna tell you no, but I bet they never lied like that. nikkas who done told the most lies will tell you, not only to lie, but that it’s in your best interest. Everyone cheating. Be honest if you want to
 

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Please don’t listen to advice in this thread. The fact that most people don’t see that applying for 300 jobs in one day is inefficient as hell, and likely untrue considering the time it takes to enter in info and shyt. The fact people in here entertaining this silly shyt just means most not too experienced. So I’m assuming people gonna tell you don’t lie or that you can get locked up for lying on your resume. Man look, here lie through your mothafukking teeth. Lie as much as you think you can get away with. Mothafukka put a whole different college on the resume if you want to. People in here gonna tell you no, but I bet they never lied like that. nikkas who done told the most lies will tell you, not only to lie, but that it’s in your best interest. Everyone cheating. Be honest if you want to
I only really asked that because there is a lot of people in positions they are not supposed to be in. The whole world is corrupted and those people are making it harder on the guys trying to play fair. I will probably end up exaggerating my work experience though only. Sadly I don't think Blacks and POC have the luxury to do bigger lies. :francis:
 

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I only really asked that because there is a lot of people in positions they are not supposed to be in. The whole world is corrupted and those people are making it harder on the guys trying to play fair. I will probably end up exaggerating my work experience though only. Sadly I don't think Blacks and POC have the luxury to do bigger lies. :francis:

I mean, you broke it down yourself. Those same mothafukkas telling you to be honest and don’t lie, are the same ones who lied and cheated to get where they at. Go to any major corporation and you would be surprised how many people legit got a whole different college on the resume than the one they went to.

Even me, someone who will lie cheat and steal when it comes to this shyt, was a little naive before. My homie who make like 150k I’m finance had told me he had a fake college on his resume. Now dude smart as hell but said he put Florida State on his resume and he really went to Florida A&M. Said he know the game and college names be mattering to these folks. I was like damn breh I would have never thought. I had learned this exec had a whole fake masters degree. Dude was the man at the job too. Mothafukkas be lying dog.

Do whatever comfortable for you. I will tell a flat out lie. For instance. I got six sigma black belt on my resume. Man they don’t check that shyt. I never took a six sigma class in my life. Now I wouldn’t lie about knowing how to code cause I can’t and that’s too much. But you get the point. Better get to lying
 
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