Oh shyt
I went on a double date but only paid for me n my homeboys meal
- Thread starter BrothaZay
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I just pictured this shyt bein on a sketch comedy or somethin
The shyt i done seen on this site needs to be on tv.
If i had me a show, I'd be stealin from here
The shyt i done seen on this site needs to be on tv.
If i had me a show, I'd be stealin from here
I just pictured this shyt bein on a sketch comedy or somethin
The shyt i done seen on this site needs to be on tv.
If i had me a show, I'd be stealin from here
The Coli definitely needs to be a show like TMZ or some shyt
I asked this girl on a date n she finely agree. She comes up wit the idea to bring her homegirl. So I'm like ill bring my homeboy. They agree.
We get there n we talking n she like "just cuz a njgga spend money on me or take me on a date don't mean I owe him anything"
I'm like ok noted.
When we were finished I asked for two Checcs.
Waiter comes bacc I tell him "no put me and his meal together I'm only paying for him "
They looked at me likeI just paid n left
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
You paid for another man's meal? 
What part of Harlem they do that at?
What part of Harlem they do that at?
I AM WE ARE
Banned
I asked this girl on a date n she finely agree. She comes up wit the idea to bring her homegirl. So I'm like ill bring my homeboy. They agree.
We get there n we talking n she like "just cuz a njgga spend money on me or take me on a date don't mean I owe him anything"
I'm like ok noted.
When we were finished I asked for two Checcs.
Waiter comes bacc I tell him "no put me and his meal together I'm only paying for him "
They looked at me like
i can picture you saying this with a straight face though
Box Cutta
Bumbling Sidekick
Another hilarious thread by this dude....
SheWantTheD
Veteran
Who taught you how to spell breh?
LeftCoast
All Star
u invited ya homie and he aint leave with p*ssy it was yo job to pay for cuz 
I asked this girl on a date n she finely agree. She comes up wit the idea to bring her homegirl. So I'm like ill bring my homeboy. They agree.
We get there n we talking n she like "just cuz a njgga spend money on me or take me on a date don't mean I owe him anything"
I'm like ok noted.
When we were finished I asked for two Checcs.
Waiter comes bacc I tell him "no put me and his meal together I'm only paying for him "
They looked at me like
you taking care of your homies first breh, that's all what the plan is about! you did the right thing:
Be Strong Blackman
All Star
I asked this girl on a date n she finely agree. She comes up wit the idea to bring her homegirl. So I'm like ill bring my homeboy. They agree.
We get there n we talking n she like "just cuz a njgga spend money on me or take me on a date don't mean I owe him anything"
I'm like ok noted.
When we were finished I asked for two Checcs.
Waiter comes bacc I tell him "no put me and his meal together I'm only paying for him "
They looked at me like
Dap + rep