I will be :sadbron: when Kane retires

[HYDRO]

Kane circa 1998-2003-4 (Big Red Machine Era)was the best big man worker in the WWE ever, dude used to put on some stellar tag and single matches and that is fact. Dude is mad likable, like even when his storyline fails you can tell its not his fault and he never gets blamed. He can still semi go in the ring and is quite frankly better than your Bo Dallas', Adam Roses, Fandangos by faaarrr. I jusst wished he could get one dope storyline before he retires where they focus less on the supernatural bullshyt and just make him a well oiled machine that just dominates everyone, no talking, no anger just fukk shyt up type Kane

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Rusev needs to "retire" Kane like Sheamus did Jamie Noble

 

[I-Hate-You]

 

[Box Factory]

Shoulda gave him a better run as corporate Kane. Was funny to me and could have lead to full blown Libertarian Glenn(aka himself turned up to 11)

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

I gotta wonder about those Creative meetings with Kane, considering he apparently never wanted top dog status.

Vince: So, Kane, how do you feel about holding the WWE Championship?

Kane: I don't have any time for that nonsense. What else you got?

Vince: Well...we can tell everybody you fukked a dead girl and run with that.

Kane: I'm listening...

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

I won't. Dude should've retired 5 years ago

10 years would've been cool, too.

 

[TheWhackMamba]

• Who will tombstone priests during a wedding?
• Who will come through the mat of the ring, trying abduct pawgs?
• Who will try to kill their father on television time and again?

Kane is fukkERY itself, and without him, it feels empty.

Who will Jerry Lawler go to when he needs dental work?

 

[Ace Money]

I gotta wonder about those Creative meetings with Kane, considering he apparently never wanted top dog status.

Vince: So, Kane, how do you feel about holding the WWE Championship?

Kane: I don't have any time for that nonsense. What else you got?

Vince: Well...we can tell everybody you fukked a dead girl and run with that.

Kane: I'm listening...

 

[ECA]

Dude has zero 4 star matches. fukk him

 

[puppetmaster]

I gotta wonder about those Creative meetings with Kane, considering he apparently never wanted top dog status.

Vince: So, Kane, how do you feel about holding the WWE Championship?

Kane: I don't have any time for that nonsense. What else you got?

Vince: Well...we can tell everybody you fukked a dead girl and run with that.

Kane: I'm listening...

 

[Theabbot]

Kane the last true ass kicker in the E. Who else on the current roster can singlehandedly and relentlessly destroy a mufucca and have people like ?

 

[Silkk]

I gotta wonder about those Creative meetings with Kane, considering he apparently never wanted top dog status.

Vince: So, Kane, how do you feel about holding the WWE Championship?

Kane: I don't have any time for that nonsense. What else you got?

Vince: Well...we can tell everybody you fukked a dead girl and run with that.

Kane: I'm listening...

 

[Leonard Washington]

I gotta wonder about those Creative meetings with Kane, considering he apparently never wanted top dog status.

Vince: So, Kane, how do you feel about holding the WWE Championship?

Kane: I don't have any time for that nonsense. What else you got?

Vince: Well...we can tell everybody you fukked a dead girl and run with that.

Kane: I'm listening...

This is perfect execution right here

 

[Norrin Radd]

His walk down to the ring these days is hilarious.

 

[mrken12]

I won't. Dude should've retired 5 years ago

This so much.

Rusev needs to "retire" Kane like Sheamus did Jamie Noble

Are we really comparing Kane to Jamie Noble?