I will hit a woman

[Francium]

but I'd never hit a women, neva in my life

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Naw bruh, she didn't. Her pops was really influential in my town. I chose the wrong chick to hit.

Yeah you also GOTTA BE SELECTIVE about the "B1TCH" you plan to HIT

i had an Ex who was trying to smack me around like Suge Knight ....


mane i wanted to just FUKK THIS BYATCH UP ON SITE when we lived together...

but i was cool with her brother who had just came touched down from prison after robbing the Taco Bell up the street from us, plus her cousin who was always protective of her , was a well respected D-Boy on the other side of town....


so i basically had to FALL BACK

But i got MY MIND RIGHT and MY MONEY RIGHT!! and got up enough bread to GET THE FUKK OUTTA HER PLACE and get MY OWN CRIB...

plus i walked out on that byatch just as that HIGH ASS ELECTRIC BILL just arrived in the mail...

u should have heard her CUSSING ME OUT ON THE PHONE...

so sometimes you got to take the "L" or if you really smart CALL THE POLICE AND SLAP CHARGES ON HER ASS.....

 

[screenname01]

i done had to choke a bytch before. me and my cousin and my jamaican homeboy's first apartment was a weedhouse. it was some older nyggas next door who sold fry and weed too. i had a mpc and eps 16 and we was all trying to rap so this was just the place to be. it was always jumping. all kinds of nyggas and bytches was coming thru 24/7. the shyt really was like paradise to a young nygga. anyway, these 4 strippers/hos that sold puzzy on the side stayed across the way downstairs. one day im next door on the phone boo'ed up with my lil private school black girlfriend (i knew better than to ever bring her over there!) so one of the strippers comes in like " i need to use the phone. tell whoever that bytch is you gotta call her back." so i was like "man, get out my got damn face." so the bytch just went over to the wall and unplugged the phone. the next thing i know i done threw the cordless phone at her, hit her in the head with it, broke the phone and had this muthafukka hemmed up against the wall by her throat. i remember thinking to myself. "man, you got this bytch in the air dawg." i let her go and then she was like "ima get my boyfriend to come shoot you." i told her "that nygga aint gon do shyt ho. you see how many guns we got over here?" so the next day she comes and knocks on the door with a peace blunt and apologized to me for getting out of pocket.

 

[Emperor Sol]

I'd hit an attractive woman and not even feel bad about it...

Spoiler

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

i done had to choke a bytch before. me and my cousin and my jamaican homeboy's first apartment was a weedhouse. it was some older nyggas next door who sold fry and weed too. i had a mpc and eps 16 and we was all trying to rap so this was just the place to be. it was always jumping. all kinds of nyggas and bytches was coming thru 24/7. the shyt really was like paradise to a young nygga. anyway, these 4 strippers/hos that sold puzzy on the side stayed across the way downstairs. one day im next door on the phone boo'ed up with my lil private school black girlfriend (i knew better than to ever bring her over there!) so one of the strippers comes in like " i need to use the phone. tell whoever that bytch is you gotta call her back." so i was like "man, get out my got damn face." so the bytch just went over to the wall and unplugged the phone. the next thing i know i done threw the cordless phone at her, hit her in the head with it, broke the phone and had this muthafukka hemmed up against the wall by her throat. i remember thinking to myself. "man, you got this bytch in the air dawg." i let her go and then she was like "ima get my boyfriend to come shoot you." i told her "that nygga aint gon do shyt ho. you see how many guns we got over here?" so the next day she comes and knocks on the door with a peace blunt and apologized to me for getting out of pocket.

My man!!

you got GUNS..we got GUNS TOO!!!! - RAEKWON

 

[Camammal]

I will turn the volume down on a hoe real quick. No one is gonna lay them thangs on me without consequence. I remember my ex tried to square me up, i bear hugged the shyt out of her till she blacked out...

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

I'll hit................that sweet, smelly pink p*ssy.

 

[Doctor Wily]

You already know how rugged a 1/3rd, of these females in newyork act... Truth is I never have been invited situation to put my hands on a chick.

 

[Camammal]

when in doubt use wrestling moves...

like the figure four or someshyt. Can you imagine putting a hoe in a leg lock? make her tap out like

 

[screenname01]

then, i been on the other side of the game too for trying to protect a bytch's honor after a nygga slapped her head up. one night my big sister

called me all hysterical and shyt because her boyfriend slapped her. what she didnt tell me is that he walked in on her with another nygga - in his damn house! i aint never liked this smug muthafukka in the first place, so now i had a excuse to let him have it. so i go over there with her at one o clock in the a.m. with my snub .357 ready to throw my life away. she knocks on the door and im crouched down hiding on the other side and when he opens the door i spring up and steal him with my left hand and stick the pistol in his chest with my right hand. he on his knees calling me all kinds of sirs and shyt, telling me he sorry and please dont kill him. so i hit him one more time while he was down because it felt good. then we got the fukk out of there. man, the next day my bytch azz sister comes calling me. turns out shes back over there with the nygga and they done made up. she gon tell me "richard wanted me to call you and thank you for not killing him on his birthday."

i felt like the biggest jackazz in the world. she was gonna let me kill that muthafukka and the whole time that nygga was justified for going upside her head. then the next day she right back with the nygga.

 

[Tha Truth]

It's disturbing to read how many boys (you guys are not men) are willing to hit women. bytchmade fools in this fukking thread.

 

[Camammal]

then, i been on the other side of the game too for trying to protect a bytch's honor after a nygga slapped her head up. one night my big sister

called me all hysterical and shyt because her boyfriend slapped her. what she didnt tell me is that he walked in on her with another nygga - in his damn house! i aint never liked this smug muthafukka in the first place, so now i had a excuse to let him have it. so i go over there with her at one o clock in the a.m. with my snub .357 ready to throw my life away. she knocks on the door and im crouched down hiding on the other side and when he opens the door i spring up and steal him with my left hand and stick the pistol in his chest with my right hand. he on his knees calling me all kinds of sirs and shyt, telling me he sorry and please dont kill him. so i hit him one more time while he was down because it felt good. then we got the fukk out of there. man, the next day my bytch azz sister comes calling me. turns out shes back over there with the nygga and they done made up. she gon tell me "richard wanted me to call you and thank you for not killing him on his birthday."

i felt like the biggest jackazz in the world. she was gonna let me kill that muthafukka and the whole time that nygga was justified for going upside her head. then the next day she right back with the nygga.

negged for being a simp

 

[Emperor Sol]

then, i been on the other side of the game too for trying to protect a bytch's honor after a nygga slapped her head up. one night my big sister

called me all hysterical and shyt because her boyfriend slapped her. what she didnt tell me is that he walked in on her with another nygga - in his damn house! i aint never liked this smug muthafukka in the first place, so now i had a excuse to let him have it. so i go over there with her at one o clock in the a.m. with my snub .357 ready to throw my life away. she knocks on the door and im crouched down hiding on the other side and when he opens the door i spring up and steal him with my left hand and stick the pistol in his chest with my right hand. he on his knees calling me all kinds of sirs and shyt, telling me he sorry and please dont kill him. so i hit him one more time while he was down because it felt good. then we got the fukk out of there. man, the next day my bytch azz sister comes calling me. turns out shes back over there with the nygga and they done made up. she gon tell me "richard wanted me to call you and thank you for not killing him on his birthday."

i felt like the biggest jackazz in the world. she was gonna let me kill that muthafukka and the whole time that nygga was justified for going upside her head. then the next day she right back with the nygga.

Biggest fukking fakkit on the board.

Negged.

 

[Grams]

Sean Goonery

 

[Sypress]

I feel sorry for your mother