“I wish I was born in Dragon Ball Z” twitter thread. Replies got me dying.

[010101]

HA*

 

[xiceman191]

I'd be rich as fukk betting against Mr.Satan vs Cell.

 

[-DMP-]

MRW I’m illegally streaming the cell games and this shyt happens:

Me:

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Seeing Goku win time and time again, gambling becomes legal...you bet the house on Goku against Cell only for him to forfeit AND give him a sensu bean lmao

 

[xiceman191]

 

[Ironman]

First thing I'm doing is stealing the dragonballs cause them shyts always get stolenFirst wish become full blooded sayain. Second wish for unlimited potential Goku and Vegeta won't kill me because those jackasses will want to train and fight me all the time

 

[42 Monks]

Seeing Goku win time and time again, gambling becomes legal...you bet the house on Goku against Cell only for him to forfeit AND give him a sensu bean lmao

my cell games parlay

 

[OneDeep]

Forget the Cell games

If they had the Tournament of Power on TV like Universe 2

 

[Premeditated]

I remember when I was in 5th grade I legit thought I could become a Z fighter like that Hercule dudes daughter.
Thank God I stopped watching that shyt right before middle school

 

[Human Torch]

I’m fukkin dead

 

[Turk]

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Some green nikka calling out everybody to fight him in a promo

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

 

[Grifter]

have your house collapse in a 9.0 earthquake cause of a pre-fight warmup.


Die cause an effeminate alien loves a skee-lo song too much.

 

[Belize King]

I would have a plug on the senzu beans

He looks like he wouldn’t fool with you.