Elle Driver
Veteran
mmhmm. you don't have to lie. we all know that if you ever get a good enough whiff, you'll be humpin marty's leg.
@Martin Kaan treats ladies right, so who knows.
mmhmm. you don't have to lie. we all know that if you ever get a good enough whiff, you'll be humpin marty's leg.
This....
Negative rep pending.Feel free to share your girl on girl stories ladies![]()
Easy, easy, lets talk about thisNegative rep pending.
@Martin Kaan treats ladies right, so who knows.
she only does that to reel you in, elle. once y'all get past the the scissoring honeymoon phase, she's gonna be showing up at your job (not coming in, just waiting in the parking lot with a black and mild) and asking "where ju goin'?!" every time you need to pee. this will eventually escalate to y'all splittin' up and arguing over flannel and personal space in a fiasco, both heartbreaking and bloody, that can only be resolved in criminal court. you'll both be sentence to a few months in jail as a result of your once admirable and joyous rug munching. when you get to jail, you'll realize that you need to have each other's backs because the cholas are coming at you hardbody and you'll temporarily reconcile. However on the outside @Martin Kaan will break your heart again. And then where will you be, elle? Hmm? What will you do then? You'll be hanging out at the bus station with one earring, a musty flannel, and chipped homemade nail polish (that you learned how to make in the joint.). Asking nikkas for change and stealing gas station food. Your favorite will be the tuna sandwiches because they remind you of "ol' marty" and those golden 3 months where y'all shared tampons and life was simple.
I won't let that happen to you.
That sounds like my college years, minus the female companion.
You wanna be my back up Billy?![]()
I feel sorry for your man.im currently in a relationship with a man.
Im bisexual but I never dated a girl...just fukked em. I might try dating one some day
y?I feel sorry for your man.
I feel sorry for your man.