I work with infectious diseases AMA

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    Making this thread to increase awareness about infectious diseases and to post about the fukkery I see at my job. :picard:



    It goes without saying that I cannot use names; any names posted have been changed to protect the innocent (and infectious :troll:).


    I will try to post as much information and as many stories as I can without tryna lose my job. :sadcam: :snoop:
     
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    is there an infectious disease that actually improves someone instead of trying to kill them?
     
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    Of all the ones I've seen, no.

    This ain't some X-men shyt. :mjlol:
     
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    "Bu-bu-but COVID-19 is just a hoax from the Democrats trying to destroy America", they said. :smugbiden:
     
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    Are you a researcher?

    Do you see patients several times, as in they get treated and are healthy for a while and then get infected again?
     
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    Are you a manager at a Strip Club?
     
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    Nurses asses on point?
     
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    Brehs out here trying to get bit by radioactive spiders. :mjlol:
     
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    How many people you've misdiagnosed and fukked their life up?
     
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    No. I work in the infectious disease section of a hopsicle. Not a scientist, just an epi tech. :francis:


    Most of my work involves tracing infectious disease trends in the surrounding counties, counseling sick people on how not to get sick (PSA: Wash your hands! :damn:), contact tracing, giving input to providers, etc., among other things.
    :unimpressed:
     
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    Zero!

    I don't diagnose folks, I just get/give their lab results and observe their fukkery fukking up their own lives.


    Example: Dude comes in with an STI and his wife comes in for contact tracing. She ends up having it too, but doesn't know the husband is positive. I have to talk to them separately and find out what's going on. :shaq2:


    Dude: I only been with my wife. No one else.

    Wife: I ain't step out on my man, only him.



    Well at the end of the day the wife finds out that the husband got that shyt and been hitting her with the dirty dikk. Husband swears he's faithful and that the wife musta been doing his best friend. :huhldup:

    I go to the gym later the same day and see both of them there together. I can't be like "hey y'all, what's up? :krs:" so I kept it pushing.


    Awkward. :heh:
     
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    No.

    No, most are old white ladies here (not PAWGs). :whoa:

    The baddies are the techs (20-24 year olds with no kids, no sense of direction in life, and no clue I'm staring at they booty. :steviej:)
     
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    I’m actually a scientist and the answer is yes.
     
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    Nasty liars everywhere!

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