Tel Aviv, Israel May 26th, 2014- Haaretz:
Rumors circulating in America of a potential VMR POHL campaign has spread to Tel Aviv. Our sources, who wish to remain anonymous, adamantly claim that they will support VMR in anything he does and anything he loves for he is a brother from another mother sent from the above. The sources, however, warn that this is only in the event that VMR does everything they want for everything they love. Should he do this, he will receive overwhelming support from all media channels globally since they are in complete control of them.
There have been some whispers that VMR would reach out to
@Kritic for the esteemed position of VPOHL in an effort to reach so far across the aisle that it would be proven indisputably that VMR's arms are long enough to box the Almighty. While it is clear that
@Kritic would turn down the prestigious VP position if given the opportunity due to "philosophical differences", those here believe that they can brainwash him through subliminals enough to eventually make him accept the position and secretly plot an assassination attempt that would ultimately be foiled through Mossad intelligence, rendering
@Kritic's constituents to be diminished to Tea Party like levels...ironically proving
@Kritic correct the whole time. This would be to the utmost of entertainment of our sources, who would be able to further spin the attempt as anti-semitic and allow for another reason for Jews to be considered victims, calling for a groundswell of support in America for Israel.