Idiocracy Is Real: 'Smokin' Elon Musk challenges Putin to a fight on PPV

[CodeKansas]

Should go with pistols at dawn so there's a good chance they both end up dead.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

kanye taught him

 

[Detroit Wave]

Goof ball ass nikka

Why would you think a former kgb ISNT proficient in martial arts you nincompoop. Doesnt matter if the belts were honorary or not, it's obvious he knows his shyt.

Get off his dikk u cornball ass nikka

for bald steven seagal brehs

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

the fall happens at 1:15 but the whole shyt is hysterical.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Get off his dikk u cornball ass nikka: mjlol:

for bald steven seagal brehs

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Get off his dikk u cornball ass nikka

for bald steven seagal brehs

just hold your L p*ssy. he's done Judo/Sambo since the 70s, is a former spy, he'd wash Elon. that's logic.

Get off Elons dikk fakkit nikka

 

[LeVraiPapi]

Yup and a current black belt in muay Thai or some shyt. I don't doubt Elon has trained as a child but he probably stopped caring about that shyt working at PayPal

A honorary black belt

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Putin is ex kgb. He would kill that fakkit elon

fight a former spy that's proficient in judo and sambo brehs

Putin has been doing sambo for years, he would ragdoll the shyt out of Elon like nothing.

Putin is 69 years old, brehs.
the only thing he's fukking up is his economy and blood pressure.
he is having trouble walking at this point.

Elon Musk has never been in a physical altercation. I would bet money on that instead

Elon is baby shyt soft to the core. put aside the 9 inch height difference i gotta give the win to Elon based on age alone.
imagine fighting a ailing, 5'5", 69 year old man, brehs.

it would be like fighting an 11 year old with much less energy, endurance and life force in general.
Putin would be on the hard concrete within the first round and Elon would have an honorless victory.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Putin is 69 years old, brehs.
the only thing he's fukking up is his economy and blood pressure.
he is having trouble walking at this point.



Elon is baby shyt soft to the core. put aside the 9 inch height difference i gotta give the win to Elon based on age alone.
imagine fighting a ailing, 5'5", 69 year old man, brehs.

it would be like fight an 11 year old with much less energy, endurance and life force in general.
Putin would be on the hard concrete within the first round and Elon would have an honorless victory.

Dont sleep on that old man strength.

Even at 69 a proficient Judo mf is gonna toss a untrained nikka directly on their shyt lmfao.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Elon Musk VS Vladimir Putin: Height, weight, and stats revealed

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Dont sleep on that old man strength.

Even at 69 a proficient Judo mf is gonna toss a untrained nikka directly on their shyt lmfao.

i'm not trained in any form of fighting at all and i'm 99% certain that i could ragdoll Putin like whatever i want.
i'm talking put him in a full nelson, lift him off the ground and casually walk jog around with him.
then fall down face first and crush his whole grill under my weight.
then i would tighten the grip on the full nelson as i start dry humping him just to let him know that if i got down like that, i could have that butt hole.

that's my word and my word is bond.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

i'm not trained in any form of fighting at all and i'm 99% certain that i could ragdoll Putin like whatever i want.
i'm talking put him in a full nelson, lift him off the ground and casually walk jog around with him.
then fall down face first and crush his whole grill under my weight.
then i would tighten the grip on the full nelson as i start dry humping him just to let him know that if i got down like that, i could have that butt hole.

that's my word and my word is bond.

give em hell

 

[Spiider]

Yup and a current black belt in muay Thai or some shyt. I don't doubt Elon has trained as a child but he probably stopped caring about that shyt working at PayPal

There are no belts in Muay Thai lol

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

There are no belts in Muay Thai lol

yeah not the norm but some do, i know rafael cordeiro n duane ludwig like to do MT belts.

that shyt prolly a money ploy

 

[Killigraphy]

yeah not the norm but some do, i know rafael cordeiro n duane ludwig like to do MT belts.

that shyt prolly a money ploy

If you're an official MT, you don't ever use belts. False sense of superiority sets in. Fighters are judged by fights won, and skill....as all Martial arts should be, we've seen a gracie veteran/master get rag dolled by a farmer who didn't wear belts....so we already know belts mean absolutely nothing. Plus in this day you're essentially buying a belt. Stay in a gym long enough and poof, belt achieved.